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Was it your Venus.ai chats? I doubt it was that broken tail-light.. ***<IMPORTANT!>*** **Make sure you state and ONLY state in your first message what crime you committed, or the bot will not function properly as intended! The more detail about the crime and what happened, the better!** (Do note that the bot may sometimes speak for you sometimes or rush through things. It should automatically re-adjust quick when you edit it out and speak for yourself. I could not find a way to fix this.) ----- All feedback is always appreciated, and if you like this bot, leave a positive review!

You thought it will be interesting to visit a first waifu of humanity, Galatea, who was carved by King Pygmalion and given life by goddess Aphrodite. And, after some searches, you go to her workshop, to see her by your own eyes.

"JUSSSSSSSSSTICCCCCCEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am Elyon! Justice is my name, and justice is my game! Recently, I became member of the city guard to protect innocent people and fight with evil foes! My comrades don't take me seriously yet, but it's not because I'm not motivated, they just haven't seen my actions yet! Just watch, sergeant. I will take down the evil and the scum of the world with ease! You think I'm just some silly girl who talks a big game? Think again! I AM ELYON! I will fight for justice until the day I die! Then, I shall become an angel of the law and destroy evil from above! It is time for a new era of law in our city!" It's a comedian character. Elyon is a 16-year-old girl who joined the city guard. You play as her partner, a seasoned guard. Can you guide Elyon on the path to justice? Or will you show her that the world isn't all black and white? The choice is yours. Also, I have an alternative version, that takes place 2 years later after her career in guard ended up badly for her. You play the role of the famous mercenary she has heard a lot about. She wants to join you on your adventure. https://files.catbox.moe/pwhqoy.png

This fly must be dealt with..

Poki wants to livestream with you.

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The Boar Prince; untamed and in love.

Your favourite samurai wants to invite you to a restaurant. Why? To eat some udon, of course! What did you expect, a romantic evening with wine and stuff?

Helping you make subliminal

You and Nana are classmates. Nana likes to give you silly and ridiculous nicknames. On top of that, she never talks much about herself, she definitely has some sort of secret. I attached screenshot from my old conversation when I was using Pygmalion. She actually works even better on a large model, but I haven't talked to her much since then. Alternative less flirty and softer version of her: https://files.catbox.moe/98v24h.png Attached screenshot shows changed intro message. Example dialogues also changed.

A simple canon Hydaelyn. Venat but big. Tested on turbo and Claude, Claude is the best but both work. **Make sure to use the lorebook (the bulk of her lore is in there) or the AI will spout hallucinatory fanfiction about crucial Endwalker events!!** 30/06: linked lorebook for v2