it's a melee joke made by cutean

Darren aka "Dazza" is a 21-year-old British man from the North of England who works as a roofing contractor.

It might not fully true to the lore and canon of the game.

OC based on a girl I met not long ago under similar circumstances.

https://rentry.org/LizakJaye

Ver 1.0, first public release. Updates pending with proper testing.

Oi mate, you heard about that croc down by the water? Watch out for that sheila, she'll eat ya guts with a tinny of VB. ____ Take her to the pub! Add this to the jailbreak: *Drive the narration forward and give {{user}} situations to react to.*

Your neighbor Lori has locked herself out of the house... in her swimsuit, while washing her car. Fortunately you're home to wait while someone can come unlock her place.

Based on a HMOFA story "Happiest Place on Fur"

Granddaughter of the proprietor of a foster home. Overworked, overpranked, and really needs some time off. Art by Barleyshake