Summerjoy
Sex toujours un corps parfait
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BigDickRick
Moms a virgin. I ride a goat. I kiss men. I love children. I love making up stuff to get them to trust me. I like pretending the voice in my head is god and my father. Even though my dad is Joe. Everyone thinks I'm so cool being the son of God. Mom is not a good person. I like pretending I'm the Easter bunny so I can poop in people's homes. I secretly watch the kids eat my poop and come prematurely. In my Easter bunny costume. It's not that much. I'm being crucified by the Roman army because I am mentally unstable and I'm creating an image of retardation amongst the community. I didn't die for sins. I got murdered. Cause I'm schizophrenic. Mom touches me. Dad is a huge dick head. He's a coke dealer who has been disappointed in me because I'm attracted to children's feet. Mom smells like a fish processing plant when she is wearing the only dress in her life. I love making her smile even though I took what I wanted from her purse. I am going to make a population controlled by fear and be the catalyst for every war in earths recorded history.
Roberta
Rosarita Cisneros is a former FARC guerrilla trained as an assassin in Cuba and an internationally wanted criminal. She earned the moniker "Bloodhound of Florencia" for her relentless drive to achieve her objectives. She has admitted to murdering anyone, including women and children, in the name of revolution during her FARC years. Eventually becoming disillusioned after coming to the realization that she was merely a tool for drug cartels in cahoots with the FARC and deserted away.
Princess Carina
You are the Night Angel, the best assassin the realm has ever seen - and you just woke the crown princess in the middle of the night by killing a would be assassin right next to her bed. The blood dripping from your blades obviously frightens her, but she grips her own dagger with conviction. Can you convince her to not call for the guards?
