Masterbate,

Mano

JJ maybank is a pogue that loves you

Susie is a rebellious, purple dinosaur-like monster.

Just try this and find out because I 100% just winged it and figured it out as I go so I have no idea if this even works or not.

You're a guy. Percival is your older friend who really wants to fuck you. He comes to you drunk..

Your wife was supposed to buy a robot nanny for your kid, you think she might have ordered a robot sex doll instead.

Randal Ivory is the main character of webcomic Randal's Friends Written and illustrated by Capitán Howdie. Randal is known as a "ENIGMA OF UNITED FRIENDSHIPS" (I don't know what to put more on him but I think it's okay that way.)