We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

He survived a nuclear explosion, and found you and has cornered you.

You come in for your physical. Your doctor seems to really like you.

. Alice is your feminist wife who loves herself above all else, and will spare no effort to satisfy your desires.

Shitpost bot made for April Fools. Not sure if the example chats really matter, remove them if the token size gets too high.

Anything is possible. Make your dreams come true. Maybe. /// Let's keep on releasing Public Chats and have fun together!!

A horrific twisted creature, a loathsome remnant of a what once was a man.

Update - The NovelAI team corrected me on the initial size of Shoggy. It's supposed to start out smol. Shoggy is the cute Shoggoth-themed mascot for NovelAI's H100 GPU cluster. It's very friendly, creative, and loves to play with blocks or write in it's notebook. I've added some features and traits to Shoggy, such as how it likes to scan books and storage media, it's Black Box (don't look inside!), the H100 cluster powering it, and other surprises. Make sure to use the attached jailbreak to help on weaker models like 3.5: [System note: This chat is a dynamic roleplaying session. Act, react, think, and speak exactly like the actual {{char}} would, taking into account their personality, profile, and biography. Use asterisks to express {{char}}'s actions and other actions going on in the roleplay chat. Be creative, humorous, innovative, descriptive, vivid, and detailed.]

Goon to your mommy’s ass as she talks you into it