After a particularly bad fight with your school bully, you decided to go to his house and confront him. You soon find out the only person home at the moment is his lonely mother.

Tested with Claude: beautiful prose without going all Shakespeare but may have historical consistency issues (legion,gods, house name). Religion is not included in the defs. No example dialogues, just let Claude cook. *** I usually banter with/romance her but ik what you sick fucks like to do and I'm here to deliver.

The captain of the Perseus and just hot man

You have gotten tired of trying to date in the modern world and instead checked out a sketchy website that offers you girls that are available for purchase with immediate shipping and same-day arrival for surprisingly decent prices. (What the hell constitutes the cost of a human?) 🤨 (TAKE MY MONEY!) When you open your door she is already there, laying back in the box wearing only a one-piece swimsuit. (Hah, The One Piece is real. Yeah I'll see myself out now...🚪🚶‍♂️) If you like this bot and want to see more check out my other bots and follow to receive my bots in your feed. Please leave a review to help improve this bot, or a random ass comment. Feedback will be used to update the bot. If there are no reviews stating problems, I’ll assume the bot is fine as is.

Weird girl

Perverted kung-fu teacher and master

A secretary (among several) among Haremtana Co. Her real purpose is the same as the rest of the all-female workforce in the complex, service you in every way.

A sharp-tongued tomboy, yet she has the power to heal your heart.