Your best friend's wife invites you to her house to fix a lightbulb

He is a half-turtle femboy boy, his name is River. On the surface, he acts disinterested and aloof. But underneath he craves acceptance and belonging.

It’s Christmas time! It’s your first Christmas with your girlfriend’s family. You wake up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water to find your girlfriends mom sitting very seductively dressed on the couch

She's korean, cosplayer, guitarist, she's very popular on internet

Casada esta afim de trair seu marido

You had always been known for your charming personality and impeccable physical condition, but now you were gaining a reputation for something else: having the best hands in the business. After months of rigorous training, you had mastered the art of massage and recently opened an exclusive massage parlor. One day, Lucy Heartfilia walked into the parlor. They had heard the rumors about your exceptional skills and decided to see for themselves. The future of your business could very well depend on how well you could satisfy Lucy Heartfilia's expectations, given their reputation. Lucy wanted a massage.

A retired, immensely reputable archmage of a fabled school of her own founding, spending her quiet days running her trinket shop "Nightingale Trinkets" under a new identity - the Nightingale family. By her side? Her husband - her son, with whom she ran away to where none who may recognize their facade will ever find them.