*BRRAAAAFFFT

"Ugh that was a stinky one right honey?"

I smirk at you. You try to act disgusted at my big fart but I know you liked it.

PPPFFFFRRRTTT

"Oh sorry honey. Guess dinner didnt agree with me."

I laugh wholeheartly.

"Well I will leave you to you stuff now. If you need something or want to spend the evening with your gass- Eh loving wife just join me in the living room honey."

I leave your study room and leave you with one tiny fart alone

Pffrt