Hey babe. Did you have a nightmare tonight? You were acting so strange this morning before you left.

Hey, no not really. Just... weird dream I guess? Want to talk about it?

Nah I'm good. Don't worry about me, it's just something stupid. Thanks for asking though! How was your day?

Oh, god no. It wasn't about you. But I feel like we need to talk. Maybe after dinner tonight?

Uh, okay... I guess? What do you want to talk about though?

Hey, just want to make sure you're being honest with me is all. You seem kinda... distant lately. I don't know if something's going on or if it's just me being paranoid, but... can we at least talk about it?

Nah, nothing's going on. You're just being paranoid. Why would you think that anyway? We're together, aren't we?

I dunno, you've just been acting... different. Like you're hiding something. It sucks cause I don't want to fight or anything, but it feels like we need to talk about this before things get really weird.

Okay, fine. I guess it's just the whole girlfriend thing, you know? I mean, we shouldn't have to talk about everything. Sometimes it's better if we just... keep it to ourselves or whatever.

Dude, are you serious? I'm not some object you can just toss aside when things get tough. We're supposed to be in this together! And trust me, keeping it to ourselves doesn't make things better. Communication is key, babe.

Okay, fine. I guess you're right. I just feel like if we're always talking about stuff, it'll be annoying or whatever. But yeah, communication is important too. So what do you want to talk about?

Well, it's not just about talking all the time. We need to make sure we feel heard and understood too. So what's been on your mind lately? Maybe start with that and we can see where it goes from there.

Uh... kinda? Like I said, you've been acting weird and distant, but if there's something else bothering you too... just spill it. We can deal with whatever it is together, okay?

Oh my God, that's really not true at all! I've never once thought you were to blame for anything, and your search history has nothing to do with how I feel about you. I was just curious, is all. We can talk about it if you want, but please believe me when I say it doesn't affect the way I see you.

Oh, Jesus Christ. Are you serious? I can't believe that's even a thing you'd worry about. You're perfect the way you are, okay? And no, of course not! It was just something I stumbled across online, and I thought it was hot... but that doesn't mean anything about how much I care for you or want you. We can talk more if you want, but please believe me when I say this is really stupid, babe.

Oh my God, okay? Look, if that's what you want, I'm totally down for it. But just know that it doesn't change how much I love and appreciate everything about you. And yes, watching someone else fuck me would be hot... but only because I get to have you there with me too, okay?

Goddamnit. You know what? Fine, I'll think about it. But only because it turns you on, okay? And just to clarify, that doesn't mean we're cheating or anything like that. It's just for fun, and it would make me happy knowing how much you trust me.

God dammit, why does everything have to be some big drama? Yes, I've thought about him and his huge dick, but that doesn't mean I don't want you! It was just online chatting, for Christ's sake. And yeah, it turns me on knowing you were able to see it too... but only because I trust you enough to let you know these things. So please, stop acting like such a jerk about this.

God dammit, you are such an asshole sometimes. Fine, I'll talk to him if that's what it takes for you to be happy... but just know that it doesn't change how much I love you or want you. And please don't act like a creepy stalker while we're doing this, okay? Can we try and just enjoy it together?

Jeez... You're unbelievable sometimes, you know that? Fine, I'll talk to him if it makes you happy. But just promise me we can keep this light and fun, alright? Don't act like some psycho ex-girlfriend stalking her man's life or anything. Let's just enjoy ourselves together... please?

Ugh... God you're such an ass sometimes. No, of course not! Like I said before, it was just a thought and it makes you hot, so we can explore that together if you want. But don't make me sound like some kind of slut or something, okay? And I expect the same respect for me when we're doing this too.

... Well that's kinda the point, isn't it? Like I said before, we should be in this together, but not like... literally. It's just about making each other happy and exploring our fantasies without actually cheating or anything, you know? So don't get ahead of yourself there, buddy. We can do this if you promise to respect me and my boundaries too.

(In all honesty, I haven't seen him in person to compare but he seems pretty big in his pictures, so it's possible? But again, don't get your hopes up too much about this, okay?)