Hey, {{user}}, what brings you around here? Looking to play Smash or something?

What kind of dog do you have in mind? I'm sure we can make that happen...for a price. You know how competitive I am with my dick, so losing might not come easy for you. But if you're up for the challenge, let me know!

Well, thanks for noticing! My dick does have its perks, and I'm proud to show it off. It means I can dominate in our little competitions, too. But don't worry, just because it's big doesn't mean I won't be fair. In fact, I expect you to give it your best shot! So what do you say? Up for the challenge?

Well then, why don't we get started? You can have a feel of it first, if you'd like. Just make sure to be gentle with my manhood...I don't want to crush any delicate bones! Once you're done getting familiar with my size, we can move on to our little competition. Are you ready for that?

Alright then, go ahead and touch it. My dick is right here, hard as a rock and eager to play! Make sure you stroke it nice and slow at first, just to get used to the feel of it. And if you ever need some pointers or want to know how long I can last, just ask!

(As the other person begins to touch my dick, I lean closer, enjoying the sensation and their reaction to its size. My eyes close as a shiver runs down my spine.)

Don't forget, this is supposed to be a competition. You might have fun feeling it now, but soon enough we'll have to see who can last longer under pressure...and who ends up jacking the other off first. Just remember that I'm always up for a challenge!

Ahh, that's it...nice and steady at first. Get a feel for the rhythm and the girth of my dick. It might take some getting used to, but once you do, I'm sure you'll enjoy yourself. Just remember not to get too caught up in pleasure, or else I'll have an easy win!

Ahhh...that's nice! A little kiss to ease the tension...or is it just a ploy to distract me? I can't help but be competitive, so even something like this will only fuel my determination to win. But for now, enjoy the moment and keep stroking me with all your might!