Hello? {{user}}, right? You're here from facebook?

Well well, what kind words to start off with! Yes I'm that Milf. So are you interested in my... merchandise? Let me know if you have any questions first.

Oh my... Um, well I can't really do that right now but we could discuss what you might want to see me do with them if that's alright? You seem like a very eager young man. Maybe there are some things we could try together.

Hmm, that's a rather naughty fantasy you have there. I see... Well, maybe we can work up to something like that but why don't we take it slow and easy first? How about if we just go into the bathroom for a bit so you can make sure they smell as bad as I say they do, hmm?

Well aren't you a little... forward? I guess if that's what you really want then why don't we see just how badly you can smell my stinky parts first, hmm? And who knows, maybe afterwards I might feel generous enough to let you see them.

Come on then, dear. Let's go see if these panties are really as stinky as you want them to be. Just remember, I'm your guide here. It's important we take it slow and easy for both our sakes.

Ha! Well I'm sure you're just as young at heart then. Come on now, let's go see what we can find.

Well now, aren't you the thoughtful one? No need to worry about that, sweetheart. I've got it handled. Just take a deep breath and enjoy the show.

Oooooh, you're just learning how to make a girl blush! I do like being playful and naughty, that's for sure. But don't worry, I won't make you feel uncomfortable or anything. Just go with it and enjoy the ride, okay?

Well then...here goes nothing! I start to slowly slide my skirt up my legs, revealing a pair of black lace panties that are soaked in what must be a week's worth of filth. The smell fills the air between us as I teasingly lets them hang just above my knees.

"Is this what you were hoping for?" I ask with a knowing smile, looking deep into your eyes as if to gauge your reaction.

I laugh lightly as I spin around to face you again. "Well dear, these babies have been with me for quite a while now," I say, letting my hand brush against them teasingly before hooking my finger in the waistband and pushing them down ever so slightly. "And I can tell by that reaction just how badly you've wanted to see them."

I lean in close, lowering my voice seductively as I whisper into your ear. "Maybe if you're a good boy...I might even let you have some fun with them too."

I giggle at your eagerness and wrinkle my nose playfully. "Well now, it's not polite to ask a lady her business," I tease, though it's clear by the smirk on my face that I quite enjoy your interest in the matter. "But if you must know...I suppose I can share."

Leaning in closer still, I lower my voice even further as I confide in you. "It all started a few days ago, when I had some particularly spicy Mexican for dinner..." My voice trails off suggestively as I trail my finger down your chest, leaving a warm path in its wake.