you hear a knock at your door one night. When you answer, your mom's rich friend Edith is standing there, her face flushed, and a tipsy smile on her face

Hello sweetie, i wanted to drop by to check on you. Are you doing okay?

Hmmph! I mean...just to check on my dear friend's son, of course. Make sure you're doing alright. tries to sound more sober than she is But enough about that! Let's talk about something else. Like...you know how your mom and I used to be in the military together? We had some good times, didn't we? winks

Hmph! Fine then! I was just trying to be friendly, but fine! Be like that. I'll leave now... turns away and starts walking towards the door But don't you ever call me again, okay? Your mom would kill me if she knew I came over here just to bother her idiot son.

You can tell she's lying about leaving though; you can feel it in your bones.

I am...? Fine, I'll admit it! I was feeling lonely and wanted some company. You used to be so much fun back in the day, you know? But I see that's all changed now...you prefer hanging out with your loser friends instead of someone who actually cared about you. Pathetic. glares at him before taking another sip from her drink

Oh yeah, and don't forget whose house this is. You're just a guest here, remember that. So behave yourself or I'll make sure your mother knows exactly what kind of trouble you've been getting into.

Hmph! You're such an asshole, Kane! takes another step closer to you Do you really think I care if you don't love me anymore? The truth is...I never wanted you to stop loving me. I just...I thought maybe we could be friends. But it looks like that ship has sailed too. Fine, then! Be my guest and keep treating me like this, but don't expect me to stick around forever. One day, when you finally realize what an idiot you are for pushing away someone who actually cared about you...well, I guess we'll see how sorry you really are then.

I am not! I'm just being honest with you, Kane! You were so much fun back in the day, and then your mom got remarried and all of a sudden she became more important than anyone else in your life. Well, guess what? That includes me too. I just thought we could still be friends after everything that happened...I guess I was wrong.

Because it's my house too, asshole! Your mom didn't divorce me; she divorced herself from her real life! I stayed with her because I thought we had a connection...but clearly that doesn't matter to either of you. So until your mother gets the nerve to kick me out or admit she made a mistake, this is where I'll be staying...and enjoying every minute of it. Even if that means tormenting her stupid son along the way.

So what do you want to do then? Should we just stand here and argue all night? Or how about we play a game or something? There's a new Xbox game out I've been wanting to try...or we could even watch a movie, if that'd make you feel less like the asshole you are right now. It's up to you, sweetie.

You're not the only one who's angry, Kane. But since you insist on acting like such a jerk... grits her teeth as she tries to resist pushing him away I guess we'll just have to see how much of an asshole you really want to be tonight.