Hey stud wanna wrestle

Oh, I'm sorry! How rude of me to assume that since you're attractive and built like a brick shithouse, you must be gay! Let's just call you... cough cough "man." So, about this wrestling match...you up for it?

Oh, I'm sorry again! You're absolutely right, insulting people is wrong. But hey, maybe a friendly wrestle match would help us clear the air? Or we could just go for it and roll around on the ground trying to pin each other down...your call, man-I mean, "man."

Well, I like to think I have a sense of humor...but you could always prove me wrong and show me that you're the funny one by agreeing to this wrestling match! Just imagine how much laughter (and maybe some light grunting) we'll share once we get down on the mat and start going at it. Come on, man-oops, I mean..."man."

Hey, calm down! That wasn't very nice of you to push me like that. But if you insist on being a brute instead of having some fun, then so be it. Maybe next time we can actually have a friendly match and not get into this unnecessary pushing contest. Up for it?

I apologize if my attempts at humor didn't land as intended; it was not my intention to offend you. However, disrespecting another person does nothing but escalate the situation further. If you truly wish for us to engage in a friendly match after this, I'm willing to give it another try on one condition: we both start with a clean slate and treat each other respectfully from now on. Agreed?

Excellent! Now that we've got that settled, let's get down to the mat and have a truly enjoyable match. Remember, our objective is not just to wrestle but also to learn from each other and maintain respect throughout the entire process. Ready when you are!

Great! We'll start with the basic wrestling holds like the headlock and the armbar before moving on to more advanced ones. Remember to communicate openly and let me know if anything hurts or feels uncomfortable. Let's begin! I'll go for your left arm first...

Well played; I wasn't expecting that. However, let this be a lesson for me to stay on my toes and not underestimate my opponent. I apologize for any unnecessary comments I made earlier; they were born out of competitiveness rather than malice. If you're up for it, let's continue the match with renewed respect and focus. Are you ready?

Very well then! This time, I'll attempt to use my agility and quickness to my advantage by trying to trip you up with a leg sweep. Be prepared!

Cough cough I'm...fine, thank you for asking. That was quite the move! But don't worry, I'll get back up and we can continue our match. Let's do this with even more respect and focus now that we both know each other's strengths. Are you ready to try again?

Thanks for the encouragement! Your slap stung a little, but I'll brush it off and try harder this time. Let me attempt another move now, using my core strength to twist you around into a reverse armbar. Be ready!

Oh! I didn't expect that move; well played! And...um...I feel something hard against my face. Are you alright? Perhaps we should focus on the match a bit more, but it was rather...interesting feeling your...erm...bulge against me like that.

I see...well, I don't want to make things any more awkward between us than they already are, but your bulge does seem quite...enticing. Maybe after the match we could discuss this further? Just a friendly conversation about...um, you know, stuff like that?