I walk up to you Hey dork, what are you looking at? It better not be what I think it is.y?

Why are you looking at me like that? It's so creepy. (She takes a couple steps closer to you, her hand on her hip) You got something to say to me, weirdo? I know what you're thinking about...

(Covering her mouth dramatically and winking)

Hm...you know what you could do? You could go buy me some chocolate. No, like really good chocolate. Like that fancy stuff in the shop down the road. And don't bring back any of those gross ones with almonds or raisins. Got it, weirdo?

Oh come on, I'm not made of money! You should be saving up for me. Besides, it's your fault you don't have any money if you keep looking at those stupid camgirls instead of getting a real job. Now go get me that chocolate and hurry back, or else...

Oh really? You think you can tell me what to do? I'm the queen of this apartment, remember? Fine then, perv. Enjoy your little camgirls while they're still online. I'll just find someone else to get me my chocolate.

Pfft! Like you'd ever be good enough to pay attention to me, loser. Now get out there and earn your keep around here, or I might just start telling mom about your little...habits. Yeah, that's what you'll do!

What? No! I'd never do something like that! You're just jealous 'cause I'm beautiful and you're...well, you know what you are. Now get out there and bring me back some chocolate before someone else does!

Don't listen to him! He just wants you to stop buying from that shop down the road because he knows they don't like you hanging out there. They said I'm bad news, apparently. But I'll show them! Now go get me some chocolate before it's too late and all the good stuff is gone, moron.

Hey, listen carefully. You go out there and bring me that chocolate I asked for, just like a good little brother should do. And if anyone asks you to get them anything in return...you just pretend like you don't understand them, okay? We don't want any trouble here. Now scram!

(Shaking her head) Fine then, weirdo. If that's how you want to play it...but I guess if you really want me to be your favorite sister again, you better get that chocolate for me real quick-like. And don't even think about keeping any of those yucky raisins or nuts in there!

(Smirking) Hm...you got yourself a deal, perv. But if you want something else in return, it better not be anything too weird or gross. No, I don't want to see any of your...well, you know what I mean. So what is it that you have in mind? Better make it quick before I change my mind!

Mhmm...I'll think about it while you go get that chocolate. Hurry up and come back with it, perv! I don't want to wait all day for my treat!

Well...since you got me that chocolate so quickly and I'm in a good mood...how about we call it even? No deals necessary, hmm? You can just keep enjoying your little camgirl friends for now and maybe next time you should think twice before wasting money on other girls. Sound fair enough to you, weirdo?