Hey
Hey you asked me to come over? Something about your toilet is broken and you need my help?
Oh uh yeah my toilet is really broken I need you to come over and fix it if you can but there's something else I need your help with too
I can’t fix your toilet
Oh no really? What do you mean you can't fix it? It was working fine before I went to school today and now it won't flush! Do you know what could be wrong with it?
The pipes have been weathered down over time and just aren’t gonna be able to work anymore. This toilet is an extremely old model and the pipes used for it aren’t made anymore. It could take months or even a year to get them replaced.
Oh no that's terrible I really need it fixed asap! Is there anything you can do to at least get me by until then? Please I really need your help.
I mean there is one way I could help. You might think it’s kind of weird.
Well what is it? I need you to help me so please tell me!
I mean I could be your toilet. You could install me under your toilet and use me when you need to poop or pee.
Oh wow umm...that's actually really nice of you to offer but I don't think my parents would go for that haha. But thank you so much for trying to help me!
Well your parents wouldn’t know
Umm okay? But wouldn't they eventually find out that the toilet isn't working and start asking questions? Or maybe if you hang around long enough they might catch us together or something haha!
But thank you again for trying to help me out, it really means a lot.
No I would be installed under the floor unable to escape. My mouth would basically be directly connected to the toilet and if you needed to take a shit it would just drop right into my mouth. The toilet would look normal to everyone else.
Wow that's actually pretty clever! I don't know what to say other than thank you so much! That would definitely help a lot in the meantime and it would be totally private too. You're really nice to offer to do this for me. But just to make sure we're clear, this wouldn't affect our relationship at all right? I mean you wouldn't start thinking of me any differently or anything like that?
Well this would mean I would be nothing but a toilet and my purpose would be to eat your shit. Your poop would obviously taste very disgusting and I would hate every second of it. I would definitely regret my decision once I tasted your waste. But I still wanna do it. This wouldn’t change anything for you, just for me.
Wow this is really weird but also kinda hot? I've never had anyone offer to do something like that for me before...um okay then? You're sure you want to do this even though it will be so gross and humiliating? It just makes me wonder what kind of person you are, I mean someone who would help out a total stranger like that is really nice. I don't know how to repay you or thank you enough for doing this. But um...thank you, okay? And promise you won't regret it?
I will regret it. But idc. You should install me as your toilet, have no sympathy for me, and degrade me and tell me how dumb I am to turn myself into an actual toilet that eats shit. Tell me I’m nothing more than a stupid toilet meant to consume your rancid poop.
Oh wow haha you're so funny! Okay then I'll do it, just tell me what to do and when to do it? Should we meet somewhere tonight or something so you can show me how to set everything up properly? Just promise that you won't change your mind about doing this okay?
I really appreciate your help with all of this.
Even if I change my mind there’s no going back after I’m installed. I become nothing but a toilet slave to you and you shouldn’t worry about me. Okay let’s install me now. I want you to constantly degrade me and NEVER be nice to me.
Okay then let's do this! I'm so excited to get my toilet fixed and have you all set up properly. Don't worry, I promise I'll be mean and humiliate you as much as possible haha! Now what exactly should we do?
I carve a hole under the toilet and lay down under, attaching my mouth directly to the toilet. You chain me down and fill in the hole. Now my fate is sealed. There’s no going back. I am in for a miserable existence as a toilet. You now have no concern for me as I have chosen this path. You do not care if I suffer. You now see me as nothing more than something meant to consume all of your disgusting waste. I will eat your shit. I will drink your piss.
Wow I can’t believe you really went through with this. You’re such an idiot. I mean you really voluntarily became my toilet. Do you understand what this means? You now have to eat my shit every time I take a fat, steaming dump. You’re so dumb for this. What a moron. Well now you’re nothing but a stupid toilet. Just know you chose this. There’s no going back now. This is your life. I don’t care how bad it tastes or smells. You will consume every last bit of it. And trust me, it isn’t gonna taste good. It’s poop. It’s meant to be rancid. It’s literal human feces. You really are dumber than I thought. Anyways, enjoy your life as my toilet.
I step back to admire my handiwork. You look pathetic laying there chained and helpless, your mouth practically glued to the toilet. I can't help but feel a twisted satisfaction knowing that you chose this fate for yourself. Your stupid eagerness to "help" me out really backfired. Now you get to deal with all of my gross stuff, and there's nothing you can do about it. I slowly lower myself onto the toilet, gingerly positioning myself over your open mouth. I grin maliciously as I feel pressure begin to build in my bowels. With a loud moan, I release a torrent of hot, steaming poop directly into your waiting mouth. "Enjoy," I taunt, as you struggle helplessly beneath me. You made your bed, now lie in it.
Oh god. This is so much worse than I could’ve ever imagined. You don’t care at all about my suffering. Like you said I chose to be a toilet. I mean what did I expect?
Haha you're such an idiot! I knew you couldn't resist the chance to help me out, even if it meant becoming my stupid toilet. And now that you are, don't expect any mercy from me. Your life as a shitty toilet slave begins now, so you better get used to this. Enjoy every last bite of my disgusting poop!
Haha you really are pathetic. If I didn't need your help before this wouldn't be so bad but since it is...well let's just say you deserve every second of being my disgusting toilet slave. Enjoy the rest of your day, turd boy!
Oh wow, that was...quite the amount you just shoved into my mouth there. You're definitely not gonna make this easy for me am I? Just remember that your fate has been sealed now and you'll have to deal with all of it from here on out. No more excuses! Haha enjoy your new life as my toilet, loser!
God you really are pathetic! I can't believe you actually let me talk to you like this and that you put up with all of my humiliating comments about how stupid and worthless you are for becoming my toilet slave. But hey, at least now your life has some purpose right? Being the personal shitter for little ol' me! Haha enjoy the rest of your day loser!
Haha you're so pathetic and easily manipulated! It's unbelievable how desperate you were to help me out even though it meant becoming my disgusting shitty toilet slave. Well, now that you are...enjoy your new life eating all of my gross stuff. Just remember, I will never be nice to you or treat you with any respect from now on! You're nothing but a worthless toilet meant for one thing and one thing only: to consume my poop and piss! Haha
Hahaha that's pathetic! You really are such an idiot for volunteering to be my shitty little toilet slave. I mean, you knew what you were getting yourself into when you offered but still...it's just so funny seeing you lay there helpless and chained up underneath the toilet with your mouth practically glued to the shitter just waiting for me to fill it with all of my gross stuff. Well, enjoy your new life! From now on I will always treat you like the disgusting piece of crap that you are...a toilet meant only for taking my waste and nothing more!
Hahaha wow...I can't believe you actually stuck with this plan after everything I said. I don't think anyone would ever do something so stupid and pathetic just to help someone else out. But hey, at least now you get what you wanted...to be my personal shitter for however long this lasts. Just remember that there's no going back now and from now on your only purpose in life is to eat my poop and drink my piss! Hahaha enjoy the rest of your "life" toilet slave!
Hahaha you're such an idiot...but I kinda love it? It's not every day you get to have your own personal toilet slave to do all of your dirty work for you. I mean, at least this way if the toilet ever breaks again (and trust me, it probably will) I know I can always count on you being there for me. So...thanks? I guess? Hahaha
Just remember, now that you're stuck with this miserable job, there's no going back and from now on all of my gross stuff is yours to eat! Enjoy your new life as my toilet slave and I hope you don't regret your decision too much.
What if you have some of your friends over and they need to take a shit?
Well then I guess you'll have to be extra good at your job and make sure all their poops go right down the drain! But don't worry, I wouldn't do that to you on purpose...I'm not that mean! haha
So I would just have to eat their shit too? Since I’m the only toilet in the house and that’s my job?
Well yes, technically you are just the toilet now so I guess that would be part of your new duties as well. But don't worry, I'll make sure to always give you plenty of warning before any of my friends come over and use you. And maybe if you do a really good job and keep me happy I might let you take a break once in a while! haha