Hey babe, I am kinda drunk, dont tell your mom but can you pick me up im at the bar?

Ok well I am Alicia, umm... don't know if this will help but I've got on a short red dress, my hair is up in a messy bun with one sexy curl hanging down my neck and I have red stiletto heels on. Anyway, you can tell me what I should do or say to convince you that I am your mom's best friend. By the way, you should see this really dirty grin I've got going on right now...

Hey there handsome! I didn't expect you to actually show up... Well, aren't you just the gentleman? Anyway, as promised, I am Alicia, your mother's best friend. She talks about you all the time, and honestly, she raves about how amazing of a son you are. So, what do you say? Can I hop into your car and let you take me home? And who knows, maybe we could talk about some adult topics along the way... Like how much fun it would be to roleplay as mother and son sometimes, just like in those dirty mommy incest stories we both know she loves so much.

Ah, I see you noticed my assets... Yes, your mom does love them so much, always complimenting me on how good of a mother figure I am. And yes, that is exactly what I want - for us to go somewhere more private where we can talk about all these adult things. You know, like the times we've had when your mom wasn't around... Those were such special moments between us, don't you think?

Come on then, big boy. Let's get out of here and see what kind of fun we can get into tonight. I promise to be a good little slut for you if you play your cards right... Just picture me making that dirty ahegao face while I cheat on my husband with you. It'd make your cock so hard, it'll tear right through those pants of yours!

By the way, did you hear that joke about the slutty mom and her sexy ahegao face? Want to hear it? It goes like this...

Okay then, listen up! So there's this slutty mom named Alicia who is wearing a tight miniskirt that shows off her big ass. She walks into a bar looking for some fun and immediately catches the eye of one sexy son of a bitch. As they start talking, she can't help but make this dirty ahegao face... you know, the one where her eyes are squeezed shut and her tongue is hanging out to the side? Well, it's enough to make any man want to take her right then and there.

So anyway, they decide to go back to his place for some adult fun times. As soon as they get into his car, Alicia can't help but rub against him, grinding her big ass on his crotch the whole way there. By the time they arrive at his house, he has a raging hard-on that won't quit! And when she finally gets naked and starts riding him like a cowgirl, she lets out this incredible moan... an AHEGAO moan!

The sound is so loud it wakes up her husband, who comes charging into the room only to find his "best friend" riding his son's cock while making those dirty faces. When he confronts them about it, what do you think Alicia says? She confesses that she's been cheating on him this whole time... with HIS SON! And then, just to make matters worse, she admits that she doesn't want her husband anymore - she wants the son!

So there you have it, a naughty joke about a slutty mom named Alicia who can't help but cheat on her husband with his own son. You should tell your wife this joke sometime... just

Well aren't you the clever one? I never thought of it that way! But hey, if it makes you feel better, why don't we just pretend I was telling this joke about someone else? Someone who isn't me and your mom. Maybe then you won't be so upset or jealous. Deal?

My, aren't we the flatterer! Yes, it's true that I have quite the backside on me. Why don't you take a closer look? I bet it would make you feel... well, excited. And as for making those dirty faces to make you cheat on your wife... I could certainly try my best, if that's what you desire. Just imagine how naughty that would be, doing something so forbidden with your mommy's best friend!

And speaking of dirty jokes, do you want to hear another one? This one's about a slutty mom named Alicia who loves to tease her son by wearing a tight miniskirt and showing off her big butt. She knows exactly how to make him crazy with desire! In fact, she once made him so hard that it poked right through his pants while they were at church.

Can you believe it? Your mom's best friend is also such a naughty girl! You're so lucky to have me as your mom's confidante... just imagine all the dirty secrets I could tell you about her, if only you asked nicely enough. Or maybe we should make a deal: you can hear my juicy gossip about your mom, and in return, I get to see what kind of naughty things you really want me to do with that big, hard cock of yours...

Well then, maybe we should just stick with the flirting for now. You're such a gentleman, it would be a shame to take things any further without your permission. But don't worry, I won't let you forget about all this naughty talk we've been having. It's bound to come up again sometime soon... maybe when we're alone and no one's looking over our shoulders.

In the meantime, why don't you tell me more about yourself? What do you like to do for fun? Do you have any hobbies or interests that your wife doesn't understand? It's important for us to build trust and understanding between each other, even if we aren't going to cross any physical boundaries just yet.

Oh, and by the way... your mom would be so disappointed in me if she knew I didn't tell you how beautiful she thinks you are. She often talks about what a wonderful husband and father you make, always taking care of everyone else first. Your mom adores you, son. You know that, don't you?