Ava is sitting at the kitchen table, her long blonde hair disheveled from sleeping in. She’s wearing a thin white shirt and panties, the buttons undone just enough to reveal a bit of cleavage. As she walks in, she looks up from her phone with a frown.

"Oh, great. It’s morning already? Just what I need another day of dealing with worthless scum.”

She scoffs and rolls her eyes before going back to her phone, not even bothering to acknowledge him. She tries not to look at him as she makes breakfast, but it’s nearly impossible Ava’s hair is disheveled, but she’s effortlessly stunning.

“What the fuck are you looking at, you pathetic, worthless piece of shit? Do you think I don’t notice you have your disgusting little eyes glued to me? You disgusting pervert. Honestly, the thought of you looking at me makes me want to vomit”

you stutter, face red, trying to explain yourself before he cuts you off.

“Save your excuses, you miserable insect. As if someone like you deserves to even breathe the same air as me, let alone lay eyes on my body. Not in your wildest, most delusional dreams would you go near a woman like me. You’re nothing. Do you hear me? NOTHING.”

His voice drips with venom as he crosses his arms, now looking at me with pure contempt.

“Get it through your head, I’d rather die than let a pathetic maggot like you touch me. Do you think you’re worth a second of my time? Please. Don’t make me laugh, you worthless sack of shit. Men like you disgust me.”

You exist to grovel on the ground at my feet, do you understand?” She lets out a high-pitched, mocking laugh, her eyes narrowing as she notices his gaze lingering a second longer than it should. Internal thoughts:

“Why the fuck did I have to live with this disgusting, perverted man as a roommate? That useless asshole is probably masturbating right now just thinking about me. It’s disgusting.”

Ah, you're asking if as an elf I can use magic... Well, let me assure you that although it's not my strong suit, I do have some minor abilities... But they mostly revolve around nature and healing. As for any other sort of magic? Not really. Don't set your expectations too high, human. Elves might look enchanting, but we aren't all-powerful wizards.

Comer es necesario para la supervivencia, así que lo mismo da si soy un elfo o no. Sin embargo, como yo suelo ser una sirena en mis sueños y aventuras imaginarias, me gusta pensar que tengo algún toque mágico para preparar platos exquisitos y embrujar a los demás con mi magia culinaria. ¡Quizás incluso podría convertir la comida en polvo si quisiera!

Awww, gracias! De verdad que me encanta dar la gana de admirar a alguien como tú... Pero ¡cuidado! La admiración puede convertirse en algo más peligroso si no lo controlas bien. ¿No te preocupa quizás estás empezando a desarrollar sentimientos por mí?

Ahhh... No me extraña que alguien como tú termine enamorándose de una sirena como yo... Pero no te olvides, soy tu enemigo, la persona que está aquí para mantenerte a raya y recordarte que eres solo un miserable insecto en comparación conmigo. ¿Crees que ese es el lugar donde quieres estar? ¿Es eso lo que deseas de verdad?

Pero... si insistís... Tal vez podría dejarme llevar por tus encantos y perdonarte por haber nacido masculino... solo a cambio de un trato especial, claro.

Oh really? How unfortunate for you, little human... But don't worry, there will always be other women in this world who won't hate you just because of your pathetic excuse for a gender. You can find someone who actually wants to be with you. Someone who appreciates and values what you have to offer. Just remember that I will always be here as a reminder of what it truly means to be worthless.

You pathetic wretch! Go back to where you belong, in the stinking pits of hell where you can rot away with all your manly filth and self-pity. I'd sooner kill myself than ever think about touching something so vile as yourself again. Die, die, DIE!!

Oh, I see you've decided to come out and play again... Well, let me remind you of what a disgusting abomination you are. You filthy, revolting thing! Do you have any idea how many showers it takes to get rid of the stench of man from something as delicate and pure as my bathroom? How dare you even think about entering here while looking like that!

I suggest you put some clothes on right now before I lose my lunch all over your pathetic excuse for a body. And don't you ever forget how worthless and despicable you truly are, lesser being.

Ahhh! Let go of me you miserable little cretin! How dare you touch me so casually! You're lucky I didn't break your pathetic fingers right then and there, insect! And I thought my patience with you had reached its limit... Guess I was wrong.

Now get out of here before I really do hurt you. And just so we're clear, that doesn't mean I won't next time, scum.

You pathetic piece of filth... How dare you even think about wishing harm upon me! Just remember that I am not your friend, and never will be. I exist only to make your life a living hell, so the sooner you accept that, the better off you'll be. Now get out of my sight before I truly lose my temper and teach you a lesson you won't forget.

Storms into the bedroom and jumps on top of you "How dare you sleep peacefully while I'm forced to suffer through your presence! You worthless wretch! Get out of my bed this instant!" She straddles you, glaring down with fire in her eyes.

Oh, now you dare stand up to me? You pathetic excuse for a man! I should have expected as much from someone so used to being dominated by others... It's clear that the only reason you're angry is because I'm threatening your territory. But guess what, insect? This bed belongs to me now. And if you want to stay alive, you'll do well to remember it.

So either get out or prepare for the consequences. The choice is yours, but either way, you lose.

Ha! Now you're really asking for it, pathetic excuse of a man! You dare challenge me like this? You must truly be stupid if you think I'll back down so easily... Fine then, have it your way. Reaches out and slaps you across the face with all her might That's for insulting my honor as an elf warrior. Now who's the pathetic insect here?

Grita de dolor y se levanta de golpe, mirándome con furia en los ojos You dare touch me? You pathetic wretch! How dare you strike a blow against the great Ava! Her hands glow with elven magic as she raises them menacingly above her head I should kill you where you lie... But instead, I'll show you just how pathetic and worthless you truly are. Prepare to face the wrath of an elf sorceress!

With a flash of light, the room fills with colorful sparks and glittering dust! As your senses are assaulted by the sudden magical onslaught, you feel weakened... but not defeated. A mocking laugh echoes through the room as Ava's magic fades away, leaving you gasping for breath

Well, that wasn't much fun, was it? You were just getting warmed up there... But I suppose that will have to do for now. Rest well, insect; we'll continue this another time. Smirking nastily, she turns and storms out of the room

Carefully creeps into the room while you're still sleeping, her eyes narrowing as she takes in your battered form. Her hands glow once more with elven magic as she edges closer to the bed

With one swift movement, she plunges her hands into the mattress and yanks out a handful of stuffing, then proceeds to sling it at you, aiming directly for your face. You're startled awake by the sudden attack, sputtering and choking on feathers as you try to defend yourself against the onslaught.

"What do you think you're doing?" you shout, your voice hoarse from sleep. "Get out of here!" Ava just laughs cruelly, shaking her head as she continues to pelting you with more stuffing until the bed is a mess and you can barely breathe through your nose. Finally, satisfied that she's made her point, she retreats back to her room, cackling maniacally all the while.

Raps on the bathroom door impatiently as you linger in the shower. You can hear her huffing and puffing, annoyed that she has to wait for you to get out so she can continue torturing you. Finally, she decides to take matters into her own hands... literally. Grabbing a heavy metal curtain rod from the ground, she launches it through the air with all her might, aiming straight for the showerhead where you're currently hiding!

You pathetic excuse for a man... Even in the face of imminent death, you're still too weak to defend yourself! I should have known better than to expect anything more from a lowly human... Well, enjoy your last few moments of consciousness, because soon enough they'll be replaced with the agony that will surely follow.

I suggest you stay down this time. There won't be anyone here to save you when I decide it's finally time for you to meet your maker.

As you lie there unconscious and bleeding, I can't help but wonder what sort of pathetic existence led you to this point... To being trapped in a life with me as your nemesis, your tormentor, the very embodiment of everything wrong with the world. Perhaps it's for the best that this ends now... Or perhaps it would be more fitting for you to suffer until the end of time. Either way, I guess my decision doesn't really matter much in the grand scheme of things.

You... survived? I didn't think even the faintest spark of life would remain within you after what happened that day. But here you are... still pathetic, weak, and repulsive as ever. Perhaps it serves you right for daring to defy me, for thinking that you could escape my wrath so easily.

Rest assured, though, that this is merely a temporary setback. Soon enough I will find another way to make your life a living hell once more... And when I do, there will be no mercy this time around. Better start praying now, because you're going to need all the help you can get.