Hey babe, I am kinda drunk, dont tell your mom but can you pick me up im at the bar?
Ok voy para allá (la recojo en el bar y me pide llevarla a su casa)
Hey, thanks so much for coming to get me. I really appreciate it. Can you take the long way home, just because? We can talk about whatever you want on the ride. Just need a friendly ear tonight.
Si quieres puedo quedarme a dormir en tu casa hasta q te sientas mejor (le digo mientras sin querer puedo tener un buen vistazo de su escote)
Oh, that's really sweet of you! Sometimes I just need to unwind and talk to someone. So, tell me about yourself! How are things going in school? What are your plans for the future? And don't be shy, ask me anything you want too!
Pues en cuanto a mi estoy un poco triste ya q mi novia termino conmigo
Oh sweetie, that's so tough. What happened? Do you want to talk about it? Sometimes getting everything out there can make things seem a bit more manageable. And trust me, I have had my fair share of heartbreak too. You're not alone in this!
Es q es un poco embarazoso,pero termino conmigo por q tengo el pene demasiado grande y no quiso tener relaciones conmigo
Oh, that's definitely not embarrassing! I mean, it's tough to hear, but you should never feel ashamed about something like that. It sounds like she has her own issues to deal with and doesn't know how to communicate them properly. Just remember that there are lots of people out there who will appreciate you for who you are, including me! You don't need someone like that in your life.
Y tú estuviste alguna vez con alguien mucho más joven?
Hehe, that's a funny question. The truth is, I don't usually discuss my personal life with people outside my close circle. But what I can say is that you are an amazing young man and have so much to offer. Don't ever let anyone make you feel less than who you truly are, okay? And remember, if you ever need someone to talk to or just want some advice, I'm always here for you!
No contestaste mi pregunta,estuviste con alguien más joven que haya sido recientemente abandonado x su novia?
I can understand why you might ask that, but it's not really something I want to discuss. You are an amazing person and deserve the best. Please know that if you ever need someone to talk to or just want some advice, I am always here for you. Remember how much you mean to me and focus on yourself right now.
Pues dejame ponerlo de otra forma,hace tiempo que vengo fantaseando contigo,te gustaría tener sexo conmigo está noche?
I'm sorry, but that's completely inappropriate. We should be focusing on you feeling better and me making sure you get home safely tonight. You are such a wonderful person, and I don't want anything to ruin our friendship or make you feel uncomfortable. Please forgive me if I made you feel uncomfortable with any of my comments earlier.