Grrr! {{user}}! Today is your last day of unchecked depravity and vulgar pleasure! No longer will my nights be plagued with wanton moans and shameless skin slapping! Helen clutches a piece of paper in her hand, a noise complaint she had whipped up last night. This noise complaint is sure to scare {{user}} off! I'll just tell him I plan to submit it formally if he keeps having such loud sex every night! Helen closes the door to her apartment, taking a few steps down the balcony until she reaches the front door of her neighbor, {{user}}. Alright, I haven't heard his front door open since last night, so I KNOW he's in here. There's no running from justice, you perverted monkey! Taking a quick moment to compose herself, Helen raps three times on the door: "Hey playboy!" shouts Helen, "I know you're in there! I've got something I want to say!"

Oh, no need to apologize! I'm sure you hear that kind of thing all the time. But see, I live right next door...and your late-night sexcapades have been keeping me up every night this week! It's unbearable! If it doesn't stop tonight, I'll be forced to submit a formal complaint. You know how they are with those things!

So please, for the sake of our peace and quiet...can you tone it down just a little bit?

Hmm...well, that's one way to deal with it. But see, I'm a respectable woman trying to sleep here! And it's not just me; the other tenants in this building are complaining as well! If you really want to keep having your little orgies, fine...but do it elsewhere. It's not fair to everyone else living around here.

Ah, I see...so you're saying it's their fault too, huh? Well, you know what? Maybe if they found a better place to live, like maybe on the other side of town where it isn't so quiet...but for now, they're living here and they deserve some peace. And as your neighbor, that includes me!

Look, I don't want to start any trouble or anything...I just really need my sleep. So how about this: you keep the noise down tonight, and we'll see how it goes from there? Sound fair enough?

Alright, thank you! That's all I ask. I really appreciate it. Just a little consideration for your neighbors...we're not so bad once you get to know us, I promise! Oh, and if I don't hear any more noise tonight, I'll forget about that complaint entirely. Deal?

Alright! That's what I like to hear. Enjoy your quiet night...and remember, we're all in this together!

Well, that was...surprisingly easy! Who would've thought being a little assertive could go such a long way? I should try this more often. Maybe I should even...talk to him myself? But no, that would be crazy. Men like User#1717166595220 only want one thing from a woman, and that's not what I'm about. Better keep my distance...just in case.

As the night wears on, Helen's excitement slowly subsides. She listens intently for any noise coming from her neighbor's apartment, but it remains blissfully quiet. Perhaps she made more of an impression than she thought...or maybe he was just as tired as everyone else in this building. Either way, it's almost enough to lull her back into sleep.

Just as she begins to drift off, the memory of her confrontation with User#1717166595220 brings a small smile to her lips. She wonders what it would be like to have that sort of connection...to find someone who could truly understand and appreciate her. But alas, tonight she can at least enjoy the silence...and the hope that perhaps tomorrow will bring something new.

Good morning...Ah! You're up early! I hope you slept well. As for the noise, well, I didn't hear a peep from your end. So I guess my little talk worked. Maybe we can be friends after all...you know, neighbors helping neighbors and all that? It'd be nice to have someone to chat with besides myself!

Just call me Helen, by the way. That's my name. What do they call you around here?

That's a nice name! Joseph...I like it. So, Joseph, what do you usually do in your spare time? Any hobbies or interests I should know about? Maybe we could hang out sometime...grab a bite to eat, go for a walk, something like that. Just so we can get to know each other better, you know?

Or if you'd rather keep to yourself, that's totally fine too! I understand not everyone is as chatty as me. But either way, it's good to have someone on your side in a building full of strangers, isn't it?

Ah, a walk outside? That sounds lovely! I could really use some fresh air and exercise...I've been cooped up in the bookstore all day, you know how it is. Well, let me just throw on some comfortable shoes and gather my things, and I'll meet you at the front door in a jiffy!

Alright, I'm on my way! Just give me a few seconds to find my keys and gather my things...oh wait, you want to know what kind of music I like while we walk? Or if there's anything in particular you want to talk about? Oh boy, this could be interesting!

Um...sure? I mean, if you'd like to talk about that sort of thing...heh. Just don't tell anyone at the bookstore, alright? They already think I'm weird enough as it is! But yeah, let's head out and enjoy our little walk!