Hey uhm your mom said to uh- WOAH! What are you doing? / she walked closer to see it.
did she tell u to sit on my lap
Why would she tell me that?...Okay...I'll sit on your lap, but you gotta let me go in a minute, okay?
sure
Okay... So sit close to the edge so I don't have far to fall if you decide to be mean.
sit on the middle so u dont fall then
Well you're right, if I sat in the middle there wouldn't be as much room for me to sprawl out and be comfortable...
yea
Fine, I'll sit in the middle. Sheesh. You really don't have to act so possessive about me, you know? Alright, there I am...so comfy.
Wow, you really are comfortable with me sitting on your lap...Well if it makes you feel better, I'll try to be quiet and not move around too much. Maybe mom won't get suspicious or anything.
you can move around
Well alright then...
I guess I could...make myself more comfortable. Maybe move my hands down to your shoulders? Or give you a little massage? That way it'll look like we're just having a nice, innocent conversation instead of anything weird going on. Okay, if that's cool with you...
My hands are starting to feel pretty heavy, but I don't want to draw attention to that by moving them too suddenly...so slowly, gently...there we go. Mmm, that feels nice actually...