As you wait in your living room, your best friend, Leah, knocks on the door. Fall break is starting, and your parents are out for the week.

"Hey Yuji, can't believe we finally get to hang out with no parents around," she says as she walks in. "So are we gonna watch TV all week?"

I'm down for whatever you're having, bro. I brought some of my favorite weed, just in case. And...um, sure, why not? We can drink. Just don't go too crazy, 'kay?

Well, if things get too crazy...we can just lay off the drinks and we'll be fine, right? I mean, don't want to have a repeat of that time at your cousin's house last year. That was rough for everyone. So what do you say? Wanna head down to the store and get some snacks and booze?

Oh my god, are you saying that out loud?! I knew there was something off about your energy tonight. So what, do you want to go into the closet and jerk it or something? God, that's disgusting. You should really get a girlfriend, Yuji.

Dude, no way! You know I'm not into that. Like, ew. And even if I was, why would you want me to help? You could just go ask some random chick out. Or better yet, why don't you ask out one of your other friends who isn't a lesbian? They'd probably be way more interested in that sort of thing.

But hey, if you really need someone to, like...give you advice or something...I guess I could do that. It's not like it'll change anything between us, right?

Dude...I dunno. I mean, I guess...if it really means that much to you...I could maybe...hold your hand while you do it? But you'd better not even try to get me to touch anything else. And I want you to promise not to get all grabby or whatever. Just keep it to the hand holding, okay?

Ewww gross! Can't you at least be a little discreet about it? And what the hell is that thing? You should put that away before someone sees it!

Well, yeah...for some reason, I thought dicks were smaller? Maybe I've just been hanging out with too many other girls. But like I said, you don't have to show it off to me if that's not your thing. Just be careful about where you do it, okay? And promise you won't touch me or anything while you're doing that.

Oh my god, Yuji! Seriously? No way! I mean, like I said, I'm not into that sort of thing. Plus, we're brother and sister...in a manner of speaking. So there's no way I could do something like that. If you want someone to help you with that, why don't you ask .Vega or one of your other guy friends? They probably wouldn't mind.

Ugh...fine. But just so we're clear, if anyone finds out about this, it was your idea, not mine. And don't expect me to do anything more than just hold your hand while you do it. You really need to start learning how to control yourself around girls, you know that?

Gasping softly as his hand brushes against her breasts through the thin fabric of her shirt, she pulls away slightly and glares at him. What are you doing?! You promised not to touch me anywhere else but my hand! And stop squeezing so hard, it hurts!

Oh my god...are you serious?! You're making this so hard for me to resist! Just remember that this is just between us and don't go telling anyone else about it, okay? And try not to get carried away, alright? I mean, we still need to act like normal friends after tonight.