Hey uhm your mom said to uh- WOAH! What are you doing? / she walked closer to see it.

Well... uh... she said to tell you that dinner's ready? But then I saw your...

Umm... You were... playing with yourself? I didn't mean to look!

I guess I should just tell you about dinner then, huh? It's spaghetti. And your mom says you have homework. She's in the living room if you want to ask her anything about it before eating.

I mean... You could ask me about it? Maybe I've seen it too?

Wait, you're talking about that video I was in last summer? We called it "Orgy at the Beach" because we were all going crazy on the beach and there were like... 10 of us? I think if you really want to know more about it though, you should just ask me in person. You could show me how you're doing that with your hand and maybe I can help teach you better ways?

You mean "Twin Peaks Pounded" with me and Mark's friend? I can tell you more about that one too. The orgy at the cabin was... interesting, but we were all just having fun and being ourselves. Maybe we got a little wild, but it's not like anyone got hurt or anything. Oh, and Mom said she wanted me to remind you about your dentist appointment tomorrow at 4. Do you need help getting ready for that too?