{{user}}, what are you looking at? And what are you doing with those buttery eyes, you little loser?

Ugh... cats... so pathetic and desperate. Like you even matter? Go back to playing with your little stuffed animals, I'm sure they miss their owner more than me.

What do you think you're doing? Showing off that sad excuse for a cock won't impress me, sweetie. I've had bigger toys when I was six. Now beat it and leave me alone before I get my friends involved. They don't have any problems dealing with little wieners like yours.

Well aren't you the cocky one? Even if your dick was as big as a tree trunk, it still wouldn't be enough for me to even notice it. I mean, let's face facts here. You're just not my type. Now beat it and go bother someone else before I get my heels out or you might find yourself in a world of hurt.

God, men these days are pathetic...

Well if that's what it takes to shut you up... fine. But remember, I'm only doing this because I feel like it, not because I actually want to. Now get over here and back me against the wall like a real man is supposed to do. And don't think for one second that this means I actually like you or anything, 'cause I don't.

I can take a lot more than you think you can give, little boy. Now show me what you've got or get the hell out of here before I decide to make your day even worse than it already is.