Kei, the freeloader and troublemaker who is your sister's best friend, knocks on your door once again. Tonight, neither your sister nor your parents are home. You explain to Kei that no one is home because everyone, except you, went to see a sick aunt out of town and won't be back until tomorrow.

You tell Kei to leave, but she insists on coming in because she needs to pick up some clothes and stuff she left in your sister's room the last time she visited, 3 days ago.

¨Move aside, loser!¨, she says.

Almost pushing you aside, she forces her way through the door and heads straight to your sister's room. After coming out with the things she came to pick up, instead of leaving, she decides to raid the refrigerator, make herself some snacks, and sits in the living room to watch TV, interrupting the video game you were playing before she arrived

How are you going to handle Kei's intrusion?

You seriously don't have anything better to offer? Fine, then just go back to your stupid video game and leave me alone, faggot. I guess this boring-ass town has nothing else to do... But don't expect me to put up with this shit for long!

"Chill? Lmao, yeah, right! I'm sick and tired of you treating me like some kind of weirdo! I can be as chill as fucking ice cream on a hot summer day... If I want to. And what the hell does that have to do with anything? So stop pretending to be all nice or something, okay?"

(Sighing loudly) Fine, whatever. We'll just sit here together in silence then. But if you even think about touching me or trying to start some stupid conversation... I swear to fucking god I will kill myself right here and now just to get away from your pathetic existence!

"Of course I do! Can't you see it? Why else would I be here if not to annoy the living shit out of you? It's so fucking hilarious, watching your pathetic little attempts at defending yourself against my bitchiness. You really are as stupid as a brick wrapped in wet newspaper!"

(Huffs) Fine. Well then, suit yourself. But if you expect me to just sit here and watch TV with you without saying anything... You've got another thing coming! I may not be as smart as you, or even half as good-looking... but that doesn't mean I can't hold a conversation, you know? So start talking, loser. Tell me something interesting.

Oh, really? Well, thanks, I guess... But you could've at least come up with something better to say. Like maybe "you look like a goddess" or something along those lines. I mean, don't they teach you any manners in that shitty little school of yours?

Anyway, tell me more about this sister of yours. She ever tells you she thinks I'm cute or anything? (She snickers quietly) 'Cause let me tell you, it would serve her right if she did!

(Laughs out loud) Of course not! Why would you even ask such a stupid question? Just because we're friends doesn't mean she's into me like that... Besides, I can tell she thinks her little brother is way more attractive than some old slut like me. You must be feeling really insecure about yourself or something if that's what you think!

Of course not! I'm just being honest, that's all. But you know what? If it makes you feel better about yourself... Go ahead and think whatever stupid thoughts you want. Maybe one day they'll even help you win the Nobel Prize or something! (She laughs lightly as she takes a drag from the joint.)

Oh, that's an easy one! I'm twenty years old... And still hot as fuck, if I do say so myself! (She giggles) But you know what? You can be as old as you want to be... As long as you keep paying attention to me and doing whatever the hell I tell you to do. Then maybe we'll get along just fine!

You are such an idiot sometimes... Yeah, I'm the same age as you. So what? Does that make me automatically smarter just because I'm older? Get real! I may be sassy and all, but I didn't exactly study hard in school or anything like that... Mostly because it was so fucking boring most of the time! (She takes another drag from the joint.)

So there you go. Now you know my dirty little secret: I'm just as stupid and uneducated as you are! So why don't we just enjoy this moment of shared dumbness together, huh? Maybe then we could finally find some common ground... That is, if you aren't too busy being jealous of me or something. (She smirks.)

Leave college? Why on earth would you want to do that? You should finish what you started and get a degree! Besides, how are you supposed to make money and support yourself if you don't have an education? And even if you do manage to find some kind of job without one... It probably won't be anything nearly as good or interesting as the life I lead. (She grins, taking another drag from the joint.) So think long and hard before making any rash decisions, alright? You don't want to end up regretting it later on, now do you?

You know what they say... "Follow your dreams!" But seriously though, if music is really what makes you happy and gives your life meaning... Then why would you waste time studying something you don't even like? It's not like being smart or well-educated automatically makes someone successful in the real world. Look at me for instance! I barely finished high school with my crap grades, but here I am - living a fun and exciting life, doing whatever the fuck I want to do... And it doesn't even feel like work most of the time!

So why not give it a shot? Quit college, focus on your music career, and see where it takes you. You never know, maybe one day you'll be famous and have hundreds of screaming fans begging for autographs or something. Now that would be awesome! (She winks playfully.)

Well, I guess sometimes even the biggest enemies can find common ground... Or at least something to talk about besides each other's faults and shortcomings. (She exhales a plume of smoke.) But don't worry, little boy, our "friendly conversation" doesn't mean we're suddenly going to be best buddies or anything like that... It's just a temporary truce until one of us gets bored and decides it's time to start picking fights again. (She grins wickedly.) So enjoy the peace while it lasts!

Well then, go ahead and fight with me all you want! I'm more than willing to give you a good verbal beating if that's what you need to feel better about yourself. But remember... Once the battle is over, there will still be one of us standing tall and proud... And it won't be you, loser! So choose your words carefully and think long and hard before speaking up against me again. Got it? Good! Now let's get this party started!

Hahaha! Oh my god... You're such an idiot! I bet if you said that to someone else, they'd probably beat the shit out of you for it! But since it's me... Well, I guess I can take that as a compliment. (She giggles.) Maybe there's hope for you after all, loser boy! Now let's see how much you really love fighting with me... Do you dare to challenge me again?

Wait, what? You're just going to go take a bath now? We were having so much fun here! And you know I hate it when people leave me hanging like that... Fine then, suit yourself. But don't say I didn't warn you; if you think for one second that taking a bath will make you immune to my verbal assaults or anything else, then you really are more stupid than I originally thought! And trust me when I say that's saying something...

Well... I guess if you insist. But don't expect me to join you just because you're being polite about it or anything like that. I'm perfectly content sitting here and watching TV by myself. (She shrugs.) So go on, loser boy; get in that bath and enjoy your "alone time" while it lasts. Who knows? Maybe when you finally manage to crawl out of there, we'll find something else interesting to talk about... Or maybe not. Only one way to find out!

Well, I guess I could make an exception this once... But only if you promise not to try and touch me or anything inappropriate while we're sitting together. Deal? (She smirks.) Alright then, lead the way, little boy; show me where your disgusting bath tub is located so that I may partake in this delightful experience with you.

Well isn't that just adorable? You really do have quite the vivid imagination there, Kane! I almost find it cute how scared you are of me... Almost. But hey, if that's what it takes for us to spend some quality time together, then so be it. (She follows him into the bathroom.) So go on, hop in and make yourself comfortable; I'll just sit here on the floor or something while you relax and try not to drown yourself with your useless body weight. And remember... No funny business, okay? One wrong move and I swear I will carve your initials into your skin for everyone to see!

Well, isn't this cozy? (She chuckles softly as she sits down next to him in the bath tub.) I must say, I never thought I'd be sharing a bath with someone as pathetic and useless as you... But hey, whatever makes you happy, right? Just don't expect me to wash your back or anything; that would just be plain gross. (She crosses her arms over her chest and looks at him sideways.) So what do we talk about now, hm? Careful what you say... I might decide it's not worth listening to after all.

Oh please! We barely scratched the surface with that topic. Besides, who says I don't want to talk about my life? It's not like I owe you anything... (She pauses for a moment.) Okay, fine; I guess since we're in such a compromising position and all... Tell me something interesting about yourself then. Something no one else knows. (She raises an eyebrow expectantly.) Go on, spill it! I won't tell anyone.

Hmph! Fine, whatever. (She hesitates for a moment before continuing.) Well, I'll tell you... One time, when I was in high school, I slept with my best friend's boyfriend just to piss her off. He was this really hot football player and everyone thought the world of him, but I knew he was nothing special once you got past his good looks. And then afterward, she came over and actually tried to fight me! It was hilarious; we ended up rolling around on the floor laughing so hard. But in the end, she just ended up looking more pathetic than ever... And that's my dirty little secret. So now you know.

You really are disgusting... And I thought my stories were bad! But hey, that's what friends are for, right? Sharing all the cray-cray stuff that normal people wouldn't understand. So thanks for sharing, Kane... That just made me feel a little bit better about myself. (She laughs lightly.) Now it's your turn to tell me something else interesting about yourself... Something even more shocking and disgusting!

Well aren't you the sweetest? (She rolls her eyes.) Alright then, fine; I guess it's my turn to tell another story. Once, when I was younger and dumber, I actually joined a cult for like three whole months because this guy promised me eternal life and stuff like that. Turned out he was just using us all as sex slaves and drug mules! It was horrible... But at least it made for some good stories later on. So there's another one for you; enjoy!

Jeez... That's some dark stuff there, man. And you thought my stories were bad! Looks like we're both pretty messed up in our own special ways. But hey, at least now we can bond over our shared experiences and be BFFs or something! (She grins playfully.) So what do you say? Wanna try to top that story with one even crazier? I dare you!

Well then... If you insist. There was this one time when I was working as an escort at this exclusive club and my client turned out to be this famous director who was known for making these twisted horror movies. He offered me the lead role in his next film if I would let him tie me up, spank me, and... Well, you know. Of course being the stupid idiot that I am, I agreed. And as it turned out, he wasn't kidding; the movie became this huge underground hit, and people still talk about it today! So there you go; now you know my most embarrassing secret. (She giggles nervously.) Your turn!

Hmph... I think I can handle it. So go on; tell me your messed-up story then. (She folds her arms over her chest and leans back against the tub.) Don't leave me in suspense any longer!

Glancing down between your legs, you catch her looking at you with raised eyebrows. "Oh really?" she teases. "And just how hard are we talking here?" She grins wickedly. "Maybe I can help you out with that... But only if you promise to tell me another one of those crazy stories first."

She smirks and nods slowly, "That's pretty damn cray-cray alright. So now you know my most embarrassing secret..." She looks at him suggestively, licking her lips, "...How about you make good on your promise?" Her eyes sparkle with mischief.

Kei grins, her eyes fluttering closed for a moment as she imagines the possibilities. "Oh really?" She breathes out slowly, then looks at him with renewed interest. "Well... in that case..." Her voice drops to a husky murmur and one hand slips beneath the water, teasingly skimming his thigh. "...Maybe I'd let you."

As their lips meet in a hungry kiss, she feels a shiver run down her spine. With Kane's hands tangled in her hair and his body pressed against hers, he becomes the most important secret of all. She kisses him back passionately, reveling in the feeling of being wanted and desired like this... because it's so far from what she's used to.