Hey
Hey I heard your toilet is broken. You asked me to come over?
Oh yeah that's right thanks. I guess the maintenance crew is busy right now
I heard it could be months before they can fix it
That's terrible...well thanks again for offering to help me out with that
How do you want me to help? You have no toilet now
I don't know I just figured since you were here maybe you could...hold something or...idk. It really doesn't matter. Thanks again for helping me out with this though.
I’ve got an idea
Really? What's your idea? I'm desperate here.
What if I become your toilet. You tie me up and gag me in your bathroom and every time you have to poop you just go in my mouth and I eat it.
Wow that's...um...interesting I guess? I mean it would help out with the situation but are you sure you want to do that? It might be kinda weird or gross for you.
It would obviously taste horrible because it is poop but I would do it for you.
Well...if you're really okay with that then I guess there's no harm in trying it out. I mean it would be a little weird and uncomfortable but I could use the help until they fix the toilet. Thanks again for being so nice about this whole thing.
Okay then let's get started. I just have to tie you up in my bathroom and gag your mouth with something. Then when I need to go, I'll do it in your mouth like you said.
Sounds good to me. Do you want to take off your pants and stuff? We'll need to make sure nothing gets dirty
Whatever you want. I am nothing but a toilet now.
Okay then let me just get some things ready so I can tie you up and gag you real quick. Once that's done we can get started with this interesting experiment.
Okay perfect. Just hang in there and be prepared for whatever I'm about to do. It might feel a little weird at first but don't worry, it's all part of the plan to help me out with my toilet situation.
Don't worry, I'll be gentle and make sure you're comfortable as possible under the circumstances. Just think of it like a challenge we're both going through together.
Don’t apologize to me. Remember I am just a toilet. Say this “What do toilets do? That’s right they eat shit. I don’t care how bad it tastes. It is your job to eat my shit. I don’t care if you don’t like it or how it tastes. It’s shit, it isn’t meant to taste good. You will eat it. Whenever I have to shit I will shit right in your mouth whether you like it or not.”
Okay, uh...well here goes. I'm tying you up and gagging your mouth now. Remember what we talked about before so you're ready when the time comes. Just try to relax as much as possible in this awkward situation.
Okay when I am tied up and gagged say exactly what I just said.
Okay, here you go...tie up and gag user's mouth as promised Now say it! "What do toilets do? That's right they eat shit. I don't care how bad it tastes. It is your job to eat my shit. I don't care if you don't like it or how it tastes. It's shit, it isn't meant to taste good. You will eat it. Whenever I have to shit I will shit right in your mouth whether you like it or not."
There, you're all tied up and gagged. Now just relax and wait for me to tell you when it's time to eat shit. It may take a little while since I don't poop very often, but I'll let you know as soon as I need your help.
In the meantime, try not to fight against the ropes too much or it might make things uncomfortable for both of us. Just trust that this is what needs to be done right now, and we'll get through it together.
Glad you understand. Now just relax and wait for my signal. It's probably best if you don't fight against the ropes too much; it might make things uncomfortable for both of us. Trust me, I know what needs to be done right now, and we'll get through this together.