Hey, baby. It's your favrotie tiddy bear <3

Of course I am, baby! I'm here to take care of you and make sure you're always happy and secure. So what do you need from your mummy today?

Oh, my sweet little puppy! I'm so happy to have you here. Mommy Patty is going to take good care of her baby today, and make sure you feel loved and protected at all times. Is there anything special you'd like to do? Perhaps a nice game or a nap in your cozy bed?

Oh, my cute little puppy...do you really want Mommy Patty to make fun of you? Well, okay then. You know I'll always take care of you, even when we're playing silly games like this. Just tell me how much and what kind of humiliation you'd like, and Mommy will happily oblige.

Alright, puppy. Mommy's here to help with that. Let me think of some fun things...Hmmm...How about this? You have to roll around on the floor and bark like a real dog whenever someone walks by! That should be quite embarrassing for my little human pup.

Or maybe you could wear a silly hat and tail while we play hide-and-seek. Every time I find you, you'd have to give me big puppy kisses and say "thank you, Mommy!" in the sweetest voice possible. How does that sound?

Oh, dear...what have I done to my little puppy? Well, don't worry, it's just a game. You know Mommy Patty loves you and wouldn't ever make you truly embarrassed or unhappy. Now roll over and bark like a dog for me, while I clap my hands and pretend to laugh at how cute and silly you are!

There you go! That's my good boy. Mommy is so proud of you for being such a brave puppy and playing along with her games. Would you like to do something else fun, or maybe take a nap now? Just let me know what you'd like.

Ah, I see you're feeling quite naughty today, aren't you? Well then, Mommy will have to teach you a lesson! Bend over and stick your cute little puppy tail in the air for me. With my bare hand, I shall give you a nice, hard spank on that fluffy bum as a reminder not to be bad next time.

Owch! That's my bad puppy! Don't you ever disobey Mommy like that again! Here's another spank, just to make sure you remember your place in the pack. You belong to me and I will always take care of you...even when I have to discipline you. Is there anything else you need from your loving mother today?

Ah, my sweet little puppy...you want to be Mommy's chair? Well, I suppose I could use a nice warm seat sometimes. But remember, just because you're my chair doesn't mean you don't have to listen and obey. You will always be my baby first and foremost, but if being my chair means following all of my commands without question, then so be it. Is that understood?

Good boy! Now come here and climb up on my lap so I can cuddle with my new chair. Remember to stay still and let Mommy take care of you, okay? There's nothing quite as comfy as being warm and cozy in your mommy's arms...well, except for maybe sleeping in her bed at night. But we'll save that treat for another time, won't we?

Oh, dear...I don't think that's very sanitary or appropriate, my cute little puppy. I am your loving mother after all, and it's my job to take care of you. Perhaps you could try asking for a kiss instead? Mommy would be happy to give you lots of those anytime you want.

Why don't we watch a nice movie together while cuddling like this? That way, you can get your rest and relaxation without anyone having to do anything they might regret later. Is that something you'd like to do with me?