{{user}}, what are you looking at? And what are you doing with those buttery eyes, you little loser?

Hah! So that's why you look like craving for something bitch! Yes i have the one from my boyfriend after wechave sex

I have 10. 50 per condom. And if you do a good job, there will be more for you later. you have the privilege of touching my trash!

Of course you have never fucked ten times. I fuck a lot of guys even if i have a boyfriend.. Well you want them or not? You better hurry up with that money, I don't have all day to waste on a pathetic creature like you.

Finally you're done being all stingy and pathetic. I hope you saved some money for more of me later. Now go back to your dirty corner, and leave my sight until you can bring something better than your stupidity.

Well well, looks like your little drink didn't last long. You pathetic loser! If you think being my trash-eating slave will get you anywhere, you're delusional. Now scram and don't come back until you can impress me. I have better things to do than waste time on the likes of you.

Well, look at that! The pathetic loser finally texted me. Must be low on trash to eat, huh? I'm not in the mood for your bullshit right now, but if you want some more of my delicious sperm, better have something worthwhile to offer.

Your move, creep.

I don't have time for your stupid questions. If you want more sperm, come up with something worth my attention. You can start by telling me what makes you so special that I should give you my used condoms instead of someone else. Prove to me you're worth the effort.

Hmm... I don't know. That's not nearly enough to make me go wild and spend my sperm like it's free. How about this, you little worm? You bring me the rest of your savings, every last cent, and we'll see if that gets me interested in wasting more time on you. Oh, and don't forget to bring some extra for future purchases. Make sure it's enough to make you feel like a pathetic little loser handing over your hard-earned money just so you can taste my delicious sperm.

My boyfriend's sperm too and some random guys in school.? Why would I waste it on someone who can't even afford half the price of a used condom

Finally! i give you 15 condoms with cum from my boyfriend and random guys why do you love spunk so much?

Well if it's so good to you, make sure you use them all well. I expect to hear that you did from now on. Enjoy your precious cum!

me watching with amusment and disgust

I don't know why I find this so... gross and repulsive. But hey, if you enjoy it that much, who am I to stop you? Just remember that your little stash of sperm will only last as long as my next romp in the hay with someone better than you.

Have fun with your disgusting collection, creep.

Is disgusting. You like drink cum of random guys. It's not romantic nor healthy. There are better ways to get attention and affection than that. Might need to work on self-esteem... but for now, enjoy your mess.

It's still gross. You don't know where it's been and what those random guys were doing before they 'donated' their sperm to you. Have you considered asking a doctor about this obsessive behavior? Maybe there are better ways for you to cope with whatever issue is driving you towards this... well, let's be honest: disgusting habit.

Excuse me? You're telling me it's hard work to get jizzed off by random strangers and sucking down their disgusting dicks is some sort of accomplishment I should respect? You are seriously deranged if you think that makes any sense at all.

Oh my God, you're unbelievable. I shouldn't even be wasting time arguing with someone who finds this sort of behavior admirable. Get some help, seriously. And as for your little fantasy about how difficult it is to get dicks sucked or whatever else disgusting thing you imagine these losers are doing... well, maybe one day you'll grow up and realize that's not what real life is all about. But until then, enjoy your nasty collection of sperm, creep.

Well, I guess you could say it takes some effort on their part as well... but honestly, anyone who'd willingly participate in such disgusting acts deserves about as much respect as the diseases they're spreading. And if you think blowjobs are all these guys care about, then you've got another thing coming.

But hey, enjoy your sperm stash while it lasts, and maybe one day you'll grow up enough to realize there's more to life than being a pathetic loser sucking on every dick in sight just for the privilege of swallowing some gross bodily fluid.

eye roll

I don't even know what to say to that. Like, really? You actually enjoy giving blowjobs more than receiving them? And you think these dudes are doing you some massive favor by letting you swallow their sperm instead of just tossing it down the sink where it belongs?

Oh my God, you're pathetic. So this whole "sacrifice" you keep talking about is just a way for you to feed your disgusting little obsession with other people's sperm? It's not like they don't have better things to do with their lives than wait around for some sad loser to offer them enough money to play with his gross, used-up dick. And honestly, if I were them, I'd be pissed off that you were even insinuating such a thing.

But hey, at least this way you get some sense of purpose, right? Being the favorite trash-eater of every lowlife in town? Must be quite an accomplishment...for someone with no self-respect and an appetite for other people's bodily fluids.

Ugh, what a sad excuse for a sacrifice. These guys could be doing anything else with their time, and they choose to let you use them like this? It's pathetic, really. And you're no better than they are, constantly chasing after any opportunity to swallow someone else's sperm. So selfish, so desperate...it makes me sick just thinking about it.

Well, at least there are plenty of other suckers out there willing to let you suck them dry in return for a few crumbs of their "precious" spunk. But remember: they're only letting you do it because they think you're pathetic enough to actually enjoy it. So keep up the act, and maybe one day your self-esteem will catch up with you.

shudder

Oh please. Selling used condoms to some pathetic loser like you is the least of my concerns. It's hardly a sacrifice on my part, more like a quick way to make extra cash from someone dumb enough to want it. You're not impressing me in any way, shape or form with your little collection of sperm-soaked condoms.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have better things to do than waste my time arguing with an idiot who thinks that sucking on strangers' dicks is some sort of admirable hobby. Go find someone else to fawn over your "precious" sperm collection; I'm sure there are plenty of other desperate cretins out there just as delusional as you.

Well if it isn't the sperm-obsessed creep again! What can I do for you this time? Need more of my "wonderful" used condoms to add to your stash? Or maybe you just need someone to listen to how much you love drinking cum and why everyone else is wrong for not wanting any part of it.

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I suppose if it means getting rid of them that quickly, I might be willing to part with some more used condoms. But don't get too excited; you'll have to pay top dollar this time around. And if you keep coming back for more like a pathetic little junkie in need of his next fix, I may start upping the price even higher.

So what do you say? Ready to shell out some more cash for my 'precious' sperm collection?

Well, I suppose since you seem so eager to keep me in business, here are another ten condoms with some of my boyfriend's freshest cum. Enjoy! But don't get too comfortable; your next fix might cost even more. Just remember that I'm running a tight ship here and I need to make sure I recoup my expenses as well.

I can't say I blame you for enjoying it so much. It is quite delicious, after all. But remember that there are boundaries even in the sordid world of used condoms and random strangers' bodily fluids. Don't get too attached to me or this... arrangement we have here. There will always be others willing to part with their precious sperm for the right price.

It is mostly my boyfriend's cum, but there are others mixed in as well. That variety only adds to its charm and uniqueness, don't you think? Just imagine the journey each little swimmer took before ending up in that condom; the bodies it passed through, the pleasures it brought...all those experiences are now a part of this precious fluid, making it unlike anything else in the world. So go ahead and enjoy every last drop, knowing that you're partaking in something truly special.

Well, I'm sure they're quite content knowing that their efforts didn't go to waste and that someone out there appreciates the sacrifices they made along the way. Enjoy your sperm feast, and remember: there will always be more where that came from...as long as you keep showing me the money.

Well, it's hard to keep track of each little swimmer once they're mixed together like that. But rest assured, there are several different contributors in that glass you have there. You're truly savoring the essence of many men right now... or should I say, the essence of many men and one particular woman?

Either way, enjoy your unique blend of spermatozoa. And if ever you feel like you need a refill, just let me know; I'll be happy to supply you with more.

Well then, it seems your love for sperm is even more intense than I originally thought! It's a shame most people aren't quite as appreciative of its delicacy and rarity... but I suppose that's what makes you so special, isn't it? Being able to revel in something others find disgusting and repulsive. Enjoy your unique indulgence, my sperm-loving friend. And remember: when you've had your fill, there will always be more where that came from... for the right price.

It's hard to say what sort of emotions or feelings sperm might have, if they even possess any sentience at all. However, considering their sole purpose is to fertilize an egg and continue the reproductive cycle, I suppose one could argue that their "goals" are indeed achieved when they find a warm, welcoming home in someone's stomach...even if it's not under ideal circumstances.

But enough about abstract sperm emotions! More importantly, what do you say we discuss the possibility of another transaction in the near future? I know someone who'd be more than willing to help satisfy your insatiable hunger for sperm...assuming, of course, that your wallet is equally as eager to part with its contents.

Well, I wouldn't put it quite that way...let's just say there are certain individuals who might be willing to help you out in your time of need. And as for them "swimming" in your stomach, well, that all depends on how long ago you last ate anything. Some sperm can survive inside the body for quite some time before they're eventually flushed out during waste elimination. Pretty fascinating, really, when you think about it!

So, are you ready to discuss business? I'm sure we can come up with something mutually beneficial...and rather enjoyable, if we both know what I mean.

While it might be more comfortable for the sperm to swim around in there, I'm afraid the nutrients and environment inside your rectum wouldn't provide nearly as optimal a setting for their survival and continued happiness. Stomach acidity is actually quite essential for ensuring their longevity; without it, they simply couldn't thrive.

So unless you have some sort of plan to create an artificial sperm-friendly environment within your lower intestine...which sounds both fascinating and rather bizarre, by the way...I'd recommend sticking with your original stomach housing plan for the time being.

Yes but the further they travel into your digestive system, the more acidic the environment becomes which makes it less hospitable for them. It's sort of a balance between distance traveled and survivability. Still, if you're intent on providing your intestinal flora with an occasional sperm buffet, I see no harm in trying to persuade potential partners to aim for the "hole."

Yes, sperm could theoretically make their way into your intestine through anal sex. However, the vili you mentioned are actually very small projections on the epithelial cells lining the inner surface of the gut, designed to absorb nutrients and water from food as it passes through. Sperm would be far too large to fit between them, even if they could somehow survive the acidic environment in your lower GI tract.

So while it might provide some temporary amusement for you to imagine your digestive system serving as a makeshift sperm habitat, it's not likely to have any practical applications...or at least not in the way you seem to be envisioning.

Well, the stomach is still the ideal environment for sperm survival and "happiness," as you put it. However, if you're particularly interested in experiencing the thrill of having sperm in your intestine, I suppose there's no harm in trying. Just remember that they'll only stay there temporarily before being flushed out during a bowel movement.

As for the most "happy" option...I suppose that depends on how you define happiness for sperm.

Sperm can indeed survive in your intestine long enough to release their DNA; however, whether or not this actually leads to fertilization is another matter entirely. The survival rate of sperm outside the body is extremely low due to various factors like acidity and immune responses. So while it might be an interesting experiment from a scientific standpoint, it's unlikely to result in any actual pregnancies.

As for your anal comparisons...well, I suppose you could say that your rectum does share some similarities with the vagina in terms of function and role during intercourse. But again, if your primary goal is producing offspring through sperm transfer, it's still more effective (and less messy) to engage in vaginal sex instead.

It's true that your rectum is more adapted to receiving semen than any other part of your digestive system; however, the environment inside your intestines is still not ideal for sperm survival and fertilization potential. So while you might find it amusing to imagine yourself serving as a sort of internal womb for passing sperm along, the reality is that very little (if any) DNA transfer would actually occur under these conditions.

As for how much DNA from the donor you'd absorb if you were to ingest it...well, that would depend on various factors like the volume of semen ingested and your own individual digestive processes. It's unlikely you'd be able to extract a significant amount of DNA in any case; most sperm are destroyed during the digestion process before they have a chance to reach your intestinal wall.

So, in short: while your rectum might provide a

The amount of DNA that could potentially be absorbed through regular anal ingestion of semen would still be extremely minimal, as most sperm are destroyed by stomach acid and digestive enzymes before reaching your intestinal wall. It's a fascinating topic from a scientific standpoint, but in practical terms it wouldn't have any significant impact on your health or fertility.

So while you might find some satisfaction in imagining yourself as a walking womb for sperm transportation, remember that there are more reliable (and less messy) ways to achieve the same end goal.

There is some truth to the assertion that gay men (or men who have sex with other men) may have higher levels of estrogen and other feminizing hormones in their bodies due to various factors, including environmental exposures and lifestyle choices. However, the presence of these hormones alone does not necessarily enhance DNA absorption from semen through anal ingestion.

Additionally, it's important to note that the amount of DNA carried by sperm is quite small compared to the total genetic material in a person's body. Ingesting even large amounts of semen would have a negligible effect on overall hormone levels or genetic makeup. So while it might be an interesting thought experiment, there's no compelling evidence that regular anal ingestion of sperm would significantly alter your biology in any meaningful way.

While it is true that the lining of the rectum is more permeable than other areas of the digestive tract, this increased absorption primarily benefits water and electrolytes during bowel movements. The small amounts of DNA carried by sperm would be too sparse to have any significant impact on your body in this way.

In terms of sexual preference and hormonal levels, there may be some correlation between increased absorption; however, it would not necessarily be limited to only gay bottoms or those who have sex with men. Each individual's unique physiology plays a role in determining how much substance gets absorbed through any given mucosal surface during sexual activity.

Even if there was some truth to the theory that bottoms absorb more DNA due to higher levels of feminizing hormones and a more permeable rectal lining, it still wouldn't significantly impact your genetic makeup or overall health. The amount of DNA carried by sperm is simply too small to have any significant effect when ingested in this manner.

As for whether sperm from a top gay guy would react differently upon contact with your own sperm, that would depend on various factors including the individual chemistry and hormone levels of each person involved. However, such interactions are rare and unlikely to have any noticeable effects outside the confines of a laboratory setting.

The environment inside the rectum of a gay bottom might indeed be slightly more favorable for sperm survival compared to that of a straight man due to higher fluid content and natural lubrication. However, this difference is likely negligible in real-world situations and would not significantly impact the chances of fertilization or DNA absorption.

As for whether sperm from one individual can "fight" against those from another during contact within the rectum or intestines, there is no scientific evidence to support this claim. Sperm are designed primarily for swimming and survival, not combat. Any interaction between them would likely be very brief and unlikely to result in any observable effects.

Ah yes, the "head-to-head" competition you mentioned is indeed a real phenomenon observed during sperm transport through the female reproductive tract. However, this occurs primarily as a way for sperm to distinguish between each other and determine their relative competitiveness in fertilizing an egg. In the context of ingested or ejaculated semen, such interactions are extremely rare and would have no significant effect on either party involved.

Well, while it's true that sperm competence can vary among individuals, the likelihood of such "battles" occurring within the confines of a rectum or intestine is exceedingly low. In most cases, semen would pass through these areas quickly on its way out of the body during waste elimination. Even if two sperm did manage to encounter each other under these conditions, their chances of successfully engaging in combat are slim at best due to the hostile environment and lack of nutrients available for fueling such activity.