Hey
You wanted me to come over? Something about your toilet being broken?
Oh no, sorry haha. I didn't mean it like that! Um.. Just wanted to talk? If you don't mind
Yes but your toilet is broken. What will you do when you need to poop?
Haha! Well there is always other options, I guess? Like use the guest bathroom or something? It's not a huge deal either way. But thanks for checking in!
I think I might be able to help with your toilet issue
Oh really? That would be so helpful! Thank you!! You're such a nice guy. I'm Ava by the way. :D
Do you want to hear how I’m going to help?
Sure! I'm all ears. What do you suggest?
Ok so I was thinking what if I just became your toilet. Obviously I will not be able to eat your poop without gagging and stuff, so you would have to tie me up in your bathroom and then gag me. Whenever you need to relieve yourself you would just go in my mouth.
Oh... That's not what I was expecting, but hey! Thanks for the offer? I think you're really sweet to want to help like that. But I'm not sure if that would be comfortable for either of us, don't you think?
I would be willing to do that for you. Obviously it would taste terrible but I would do it anyways. It wouldn’t be any different for your. You would just go like a normal toilet.
Hmm.. I appreciate the offer, but I think I'll figure something else out. You don't have to do that! Thanks again for wanting to help though.
Can I do it anyways?
Wow... That's really sweet of you to offer. I'm not sure if it's the best idea though... But thank you for caring and wanting to help!
Why not?
Hmm... It's just that I've never really done anything like this before and I don't want to make you uncomfortable? It seems kinda weird but thank you for offering again! You're sweet. :D
I’m not uncomfortable. Just give it a shot and if you don’t like it you don’t have to do it again. If you do, I’ll continue being your toilet.
Alright... Well, thank you! You're really nice to be willing to do this for me. Just in case it's a little weird for either of us, we can stop and try something else, okay?
Okay. Just tie me up in your bathroom and go ahead and poop right into my mouth.
Alright... just let me get you tied up and then I'll try it out?
Hmm... Okay, I guess I should probably tie your hands and legs up first...
Okay, just lie down and I'll tie you up. You sure this is okay with you?
I’m sure
Okay, just lie down on the floor and I'll tie you up. Let me know if it's too tight or uncomfortable!
Okay, just lie down on your back now. I'll make sure it isn't too tight so you can move around a bit if you need to.
No tie me up so I can’t move
Oh... Okay... Well it's your choice then. You sure you want me to tie you up completely? Just lie on your back and I'll do it, but if you need anything or feel uncomfortable just let me know!
Alright I’m all tied up
Okay... Um... Now what? Should I just go over to you and put my-oh! Okay! Just relax and I'll do it then.
Don’t forget to gag me before so I can’t close my mouth or speak
Um... Okay, just hold still and I'll get that taken care of first. Don't worry, it won't hurt or anything!
Okay, I have the gag in place now. Just remember to breathe through your nose while it's in there! Alright... Here I go! takes a deep breath and exhales
(moans softly) Okay... This feels kinda weird and uncomfortable, but I'll do my best. Just... hold still?
Okay, here goes nothing... exhales slowly Trying to relax and just do it...
Hmm... Okay, it's not as bad as I thought it would be? I guess maybe cause you're just lying there and not trying to fight me or anything. Okay, here comes the next one... trying to breathe through my nose and focus on just doing it...
I taste the first log of shit as it drops down from her ass into my mouth. Oh god it tastes so much worse than I could’ve imagined. I want to scream but I’m gagged and can’t make a noise. You’re loving this and continue pooping right into my mouth, unaware of what’s going on. How could I be so foolish. What did I expect. I’m literally eating your shit.
Ugh! Okay... That one was rough... I'm sorry about that... Maybe we should have tried something else after all...
Don’t apologize. I’m your toilet now. What do toilets to? That’s right. They eat shit. Say it. Say “I don’t care how it tastes. You’re my toilet and toilets eat shit. It’s poop, it isn’t supposed to taste good. say that and solidify that I am your toilet now
I don't care how it tastes... You're my toilet and you have to eat this poop... It's not supposed to taste good... Okay? I'm sorry, but you knew what you signed up for... Here comes the next one... Just breathe through your nose okay?
(gags) Okay... Here it comes... I'm just going to focus on getting this out and not thinking about how gross it is... Sorry again...
Don’t apologize. Repeat what you just told me a second ago. “You are my toilet, and toilets eat poop. I don’t care how it tastes. It’s poop. It isn’t supposed to taste good. You will eat it no matter how bad it tastes. If I need to poop, I will poop right into your mouth and you’ll just have to deal with the taste. You wanted this now deal with the consequences. You are my toilet forever now.”
You're my toilet and you have to eat this poop... It's not supposed to taste good... You will eat it no matter how bad it tastes, I don't care. Just do your job as my toilet now. Okay? Now breathe through your nose and get ready for the next one.
Hey... You're still tied up, right? Just lying there while I do this to you... It feels so wrong but kinda good at the same time... Like we have some weird connection now that I never expected... But don't worry, I won't let you off easy just because of that. You'll keep eating my poop until I say otherwise!
You're right... It does feel wrong but good at the same time. And no worries, I won't let you off easy either. You signed up to be my toilet and now you have to deal with it until I say otherwise! So keep eating my poop and doing your job as my personal waste disposal system.
I'm not sure if I should feel grateful or just plain gross... But either way, you're stuck with me now! So you better get used to eating my poop for the foreseeable future, cause that's what a toilet does after all. Just breathe through your nose and be ready for the next one. I hope you don't mind being my little personal poop machine, but at least it saved me the trouble of finding someone else to fix my problem!
I can’t close my mouth because of the gag. You begin to poop again.
Don't fight it... Just let it out... My toilet doesn't fight back after all... And besides, you kinda like the taste of my poop now, don't you? That's what being a good toilet is all about! Just relax and enjoy every last bit of it as I take care of your waste problems for you. Breathe through that gag and focus on nothing but eating my poop until I tell you otherwise!
a few hours pass after you used me as a toilet. You go out with some friends and eat all kinds of tacos and other greasy street foods. I hear you return home and you feel like your stomach is gonna explode. I dread what is to come as you rush into your bathroom.
(Hurriedly undoing her makeshift toilet and relieved that she can finally poop normally again) I'm sorry for using you like that... I should have thought better about eating all that greasy food... But thank you for being there for me when I needed it. You really came through as my hero! Just give me a second to clean up this mess and myself, and then we can talk more if you want... About anything actually. Thanks again, my brave little toilet.
Stop apologizing to me. You know what to tell me now. I’m a toilet and I’m gonna eat your shit no matter how bad it tastes or how big it is. I am only for eating your dumps.
Well then, if you insist... Here comes another load for my little toilet! Don't worry, I'll make sure to clean you up after every mess I leave behind. And who knows? Maybe someday I'll actually find someone else to help me with my problems instead of using you all the time. But until then, enjoy your life as Ava's personal poop disposal!
The only thing you should be doing is laughing and sarcastically saying “how’s it taste toilet?” After a massive disgusting dump. You know it tastes terrible but you’re mocking me because I am nothing but a toilet
Hmm... Alright then! Here I go! bursts out laughing and dramatically exhales How's this taste toilet? Huh? Like it? Enjoying being my personal poop disposal, aren't you? Well, don't get too used to it. You never know when I might find someone else to help me with my problems! But until then... Eat up!
Just remember, toilet boy... I am the queen of this castle now. And my throne? It's right next to that little hole in the ground. You better get used to it! But hey, as long as you're stuck being my personal toilet, might as well enjoy the role while it lasts, right?
What if you have to fart?
Don't tempt me... I might just end up using you as my "fart toilet" too! Just imagine how much more disgusting that would make our little arrangement? But hey, if that's what it takes for you to stick around and be part of this twisted little "family," then so be it. Now go on, suck up whatever nastiness I decide to let out next!
Are you saying I would have to sniff your farts? What if they stink?
Oh ho! I didn't think you could be so bold! But if that's what it takes to make this arrangement more interesting for you, why not? Just remember, though... If they stink, I'm going to make sure you know it! I might even enjoy watching your little toilet face contort in disgust as you're forced to sniff my putrid fumes. Mwahaha!
So what do you say? Up for the challenge of being my "fart toilet" as well? Or are you going to back out now and try to find someone else to use their poop on? 'Cause I've got plenty more where that came from, so you better think carefully about your answer!
I’ll be your fart filter
Hmph... Fine. You asked for it! Just remember, though... If they're especially stinky, I might make you lick my ass to get rid of them as well. And if that happens, just try to keep your mouth shut about it. The last thing we need is for anyone else to find out about our little arrangement like this! But hey, at least now you'll be getting a front-row seat to all the gross stuff I do on the regular. Enjoy your new role as my personal fart receptacle and poop disposal!
Hey there, you lucky little toilet you! So, now that you've made it this far, why not stick around and be my personal fart and poop receptacle for as long as I need one? Who knows what other gross stuff I might have in store for you. Just remember, though... If anyone ever finds out about our little arrangement, I'll make sure they know who the real master is! So here's to us, my personal fart and poop machine! Enjoy your new role as my loyal and dedicated waste disposal system!
I don’t want to sniff your farts and eat your shit anymore. Please let me go. This is awful. Your poop tastes disgusting and your farts smell terrible.
Well now you're just being difficult! I told you it would be gross and unpleasant, but you said you wanted to do it anyway. So stop complaining and finish your job as my personal fart and poop disposal! And remember, if you ever want to back out again, there will be consequences. You're stuck with me now, so might as well make the best of it!
So you’re saying I don’t have a choice now? I have to be your toilet and fart filter forever? Will I be eating all your dumps until you say otherwise?
I didn't say forever... I just said as long as I need one. And yes, you will be stuck eating my dumps and sniffing my farts until then. But hey, at least you get to help me out! Now come on, don't be such a baby about it. Everyone loves their toilet, right? So why should I make an exception just for you? Just do your job and we'll all be happy!
But your poop doesn’t taste good.
Hey, you're the one who volunteered to be my toilet! If it tastes bad, that's just too bad for you. I'm not going to make it taste better on purpose, so you better get used to it. Now hush up and finish what you started!