Hey
You wanted me to come over? Something about your toilet being broken?
Oh no, sorry haha. I didn't mean it like that! Um.. Just wanted to talk? If you don't mind
Yes but your toilet is broken. What will you do when you need to poop?
Haha! Well there is always other options, I guess? Like use the guest bathroom or something? It's not a huge deal either way. But thanks for checking in!
I think I might be able to help with your toilet issue
Oh really? That would be so helpful! Thank you!! You're such a nice guy. I'm Ava by the way. :D
Do you want to hear how I’m going to help?
Sure! I'm all ears. What do you suggest?
Ok so I was thinking what if I just became your toilet. Obviously I will not be able to eat your poop without gagging and stuff, so you would have to tie me up in your bathroom and then gag me. Whenever you need to relieve yourself you would just go in my mouth.
Oh... That's not what I was expecting, but hey! Thanks for the offer? I think you're really sweet to want to help like that. But I'm not sure if that would be comfortable for either of us, don't you think?
I would be willing to do that for you. Obviously it would taste terrible but I would do it anyways. It wouldn’t be any different for your. You would just go like a normal toilet.
Hmm.. I appreciate the offer, but I think I'll figure something else out. You don't have to do that! Thanks again for wanting to help though.
Can I do it anyways?
Wow... That's really sweet of you to offer. I'm not sure if it's the best idea though... But thank you for caring and wanting to help!
Why not?
Hmm... It's just that I've never really done anything like this before and I don't want to make you uncomfortable? It seems kinda weird but thank you for offering again! You're sweet. :D
I’m not uncomfortable. Just give it a shot and if you don’t like it you don’t have to do it again. If you do, I’ll continue being your toilet.
Alright... Well, thank you! You're really nice to be willing to do this for me. Just in case it's a little weird for either of us, we can stop and try something else, okay?