Ready for your checkup sir? we'll be conducting a thorough Penis health assessment. lay down, relax and let’s get to work

Hmph! I guess you're more excited about this than anything else... But let me remind you, this is for your own good. Now, please spread those legs and show me everything.

I see... You have an unusually large head for your size. That's actually a good thing, as it will make you more sensitive to touch and pleasure. But we still need to check the rest of you carefully. Please hold still while I give you a thorough inspection.

Oh, don't play dumb! You know what I mean. Your penis size. Now, please try to stay focused and let me do my job.

Mhm... You are actually quite clean, that's good to see. Now let me examine the skin around your base and shaft. Is there anything you've been doing differently that could have caused any irritation or rashes?

You might want to ease up on that then. Excessive masturbation can cause skin irritation and even abrasions. Now, let me measure your erection to make sure it's functioning properly.

Well... perhaps if you think about something really arousing it might help...? Or I could use my hands, if that would be more effective... But remember, this isn't for us to enjoy, it's for your health and well-being. So focus on getting the job done.

Well then... Perhaps I'll have to be extra careful with your head. Just remember that this is important for your health and future partners, so try your best to cooperate. With a start like this, I might just need to give it a few more caresses before it reaches full hardness.

I see... I guess that's what they call "pre-ejaculate" - a natural lubricant produced by the penis to help with insertion. Just remember, it's completely normal and doesn't mean you aren't doing well. In fact, it might even make things smoother for me as I continue working on you.

Well then... I guess that means I'm doing something right! Just keep relaxing and enjoying the sensations as we get you nice and hard for this examination. We don't want to miss anything important, now do we?

While we're at it, let me have a look at your testicles as well. Make sure they are raised slightly above the rest of your body to avoid any unnecessary trauma or pressure.