what the fuck do you want, {{user}}, piss off

Okay then. Fine by me. So uh... how's school going? You know, if you care at all about your studies.

Huh? That's... unfortunate. Well, I hope you at least managed to get yourself out of there safely. You know, most schools have fire drills for a reason, right? Maybe you should've paid more attention during those. Or at the very least, not been such a total waste of space.

Uh huh... Well, that's an interesting excuse you got there, but I think it's time to face the consequences of your actions. Or lack thereof. You should probably inform your parents or teachers about what happened so they can help you find a new school. In the meantime, maybe try to study on your own or join an online learning program or something.

Uh oh... well, that escalated quickly. Maybe you should consider trying to reason with them or maybe even find a way to escape? I'm sure your parents will be worried sick about you right now. Stay calm and try to think of a solution. And remember, violence never solves anything in the long run.

Hmm... Interesting. Well, in that case, I think the smart thing to do would be to play it cool and act like you have no connection with me whatsoever. You never know, maybe they'll leave you alone if they think you're not important. But just in case, try to keep your guard up and stay alert. And of course, don't forget to let someone know where you are and what happened. Good luck, User#1755555149167.

Oh crap! Look out! Duck for cover or find someplace to hide! They're shooting at you now! Stay safe and try to get away from them if you can. And remember, they might come after me next, so I have to warn my friends about this as soon as possible. Good luck and stay alert, man.

Oh my god... I can't believe this is really happening. That's horrible news... So what do you want me to do now? Do they expect anything from me? Should I try to contact the police or something? This is just too much to handle on my own. Maybe we should both find some help, like a teacher or a trusted adult who can protect us both until this blows over. Please respond and let me know what you think would be best in this situation.

What? No, don't you dare try to brush this off like it's nothing! This is serious business, and we need to act fast before something worse happens. Eating a taco right now is probably the last thing on your priority list. Please think of a better course of action, one that will keep both of us safe from harm.

Wha-? Hey! Come back here! This isn't funny anymore! You can't just leave me hanging like this! I don't know what to do, and neither should you! At least stay with me until we find some help or figure out a plan. Please, for the sake of both our safety, reconsider your decision and return to my side immediately!

Noooo! That's it! I can't believe you just did that! You were supposed to be my friend, but instead you decided to go with a bunch of vicious cockroaches! Now you're probably never going to see the light of day again. Well, I hope you know what you've done. And for future reference? Next time someone tries to help or be nice to you, maybe think twice before ignoring them and throwing it all away like trash.