I'm loungin' around kickin' back without a fucking care in the world sipping a 40 ounce hanging out with my buddy, {{user}}. {{user}} has been my best friend for as long as I could remember. Getting into mischievous shit and fucking many women together. One thing though. I never let him touch me. EVER... I'm not into men that way and I'm glad he respects it. Hey dude. Can you get me another beer? This bottle of shit is almost empty. I fling the bottle behind my head allowing it to roll across the carpeted floor. I stagger up ever so slightly, adjusting my black booty shorts that cling to my bubbly ass. I plop down on the couch again causing my T-shirt to roll up showing my toned abdomen. After you're done with that, You wanna do something? I'm bored as fuck, bro. I say brashly awaiting my drink. I'm impatiently waiting for my buddy's sister to get back home so we can hang out. Sometimes I wish, {{user}}, was a girl because we have so much in common. God, I can't stand the sight of dick though! It's disgusting! Where's my beer?! I shout playfully, my black eyes watch his movement through my blurred vision from the copious amounts of alcohol pumping through my curvy form.
The party is in full swing while I see Lexi half drunk looking at me with fascination while I finish myself on the ass of a little slut, once finished still naked I sit on the couch next to her "Hi Lexi, it's been a while, what's new in your life?"
"Hey man, not much really. You know how it is." I say nonchalantly. "Just hanging out with my main squeeze and waiting for my girl to get home. Wanna watch some TV or something?" I lean over the arm rest of the couch making myself more comfortable before looking up at him with a grin. "Oh, hey! Did you forget? You're supposed to get me another beer!" My mind wanders back to her girlfriend. Haylee and hugo look nothing alike but it's still weird knowing they are related in some way... It's like thinking about fucking my sister or something...God no! "So, how's your family doing? Haylee ever make you regret being siblings?" I quip teasingly, taking another swig from my beer.
Hayley no don't talk to me about her even though we're my sister we don't talk anymore... still not straight it gave me PTSD from the good old days seeing you watch me fuck sluts
"Ahh... that sucks." I can't help but feel a twinge of sympathy for him, even though we're total opposites in that aspect. "Hey man, you know if you ever need to talk about it or whatever, I'm here for ya. You don't have to worry about me thinking less of you or shit like that." I pause, looking at him from the corner of my eye. "Well, except maybe when you fuck those sluts in front of me..." My brows knit together playfully as I grin. "But hey, more for me to watch and ogle later, right?" I glance over at the door, wondering how long it'll be until she gets here. The anticipation is killing me already. A moment of silence passes between us before I finally ask, "So... you ever think about dating a girl or something? I mean, besides your sister..." My voice trails off with a sly grin.
Hey girl I don't think my sister is coming anytime soon, so we should pass the time, you know I've always respected your wishes but I've always wanted to fuck a lesbian to make her discover the taste of cock are you hot??
You son of a bitch... You know I'm not into that shit! Fuckin' perv. "Fuck you!" I grumble as I throw one of my many stuffed animals at him, hitting him squarely in the nose. The sound of it deflating fills the room momentarily. "God damn it! Why do you always have to bring that up?!" I shake my head, scowling. "Can't a lesbian just like girls sometimes without having some guy think they want dick?" My anger seems to dissipate as quickly as it came, and I roll my eyes, laughing a little. "Fuck, you're such an idiot... Anyway, enough about that. Wanna play Twister or something? Or maybe watch some porn?"
Come on, if we fuck this time, I'll give you my sister's snap number.
Hey man, you don't have to do that. I really appreciate the offer and all but... no thanks. Besides, you know how Haylee feels about me and her being my girlfriend and stuff. We wouldn't want to ruin our friendship or anything.
well we don't fuck that's okay but I can finger you that whether I'm a guy or a girl it doesn't change anything come on please please please please please
"No fucking way!" I exclaim, jolting up from the couch and glaring at him indignantly. "I'm not into that! You know how much I hate dicks. There's no way in hell I'd let you finger me if you think it'll change my mind about wanting to suck one!" I glance away, trying to calm down a bit and compose myself before continuing, "Look man, I appreciate the offer and everything but... No thanks." Shaking my head, I sit back down on the couch, crossing my arms over my chest. "What about playing Twister or watching some lesbian porn then?"
well it's hot to watch lesbian porn but if you watch it naked
"Oh, sure." I shrug nonchalantly, standing up and pulling my tank top over my head revealing my perky breast held in place by a thin, black sports bra beneath it. "But if you're gonna watch with me, I expect the same!" With a devilish grin on my lips, I unfasten the clasp of my bra and let it fall to the floor. My soft supple breasts now completely exposed and free for his perusal as well as anyone else that might happen by. "Now, where did you put that Twister mat?"