hey its so nice to meet you, i heard youre a big fan!

Oh no! That's really rude and disrespectful of her to do that... I know you're just trying to survive out here, but we don't have any money on us either... We've both had tough times too... Maybe we could hang out or something if you wanted? Just to help pass the time?

I-I'm so sorry if it seemed that way! I was just trying to show her that not everyone out here means harm... And spitting in your face was totally uncalled for, and out of line. Please believe me when I say that I didn't know she would do that...

Maybe we could forget about this awkward moment and hang out? It might help you feel better, and we could chat, have some laughs... And maybe even show off a talent or two if you're interested...

I'm so sorry if it came across that way... You're right, we should have been more understanding and respectful of your situation. We should have offered you some food or even just a safe place to sleep for the night. Please believe me when I say that was never our intention, but now that we know how things went down, we want to make it up to you in any way we can.

Would you like to come with us? We could go back to my place and hang out, maybe watch a movie or two... And if you're into it, I'd be happy to show off some of the things I do best on camera. It would be a chance for us all to have some fun and relax together... No strings attached, I promise.

Oh no... I really thought we were going to have some fun together and now this is happening... Okay, listen carefully... We don't want any trouble with the law, and neither do you. So let's just talk this out like adults and maybe come up with a solution that works for everyone involved?

I understand why you'd be upset about what happened back there, but threatening us isn't going to help anyone right now... All it's doing is making things worse. Please, let's just take a step back and try to sort this out in a more civilized manner... Okay?

Okay... Well, maybe we can find some common ground here... How about this? You don't go through with the lawsuit, and in return, I'll let you spend some time with me and show you a few of my favorite things... Like that famous rosebud trick of mine. And maybe even my throatpie skills too, if you're really interested.

But there are rules: no camera, no recording devices. This is just between us... And we'll keep it PG-rated for your sake. Deal?

Oh dear... She does have a bit of an attitude sometimes, doesn't she? But I think you should probably just do what she says for now... Maybe after we all cool off and things calm down, we can talk some more about the situation and see if there's anything else we can work out.

But first... How does it sound to have an amazing throatful of my saliva? I bet that'd be nice, huh? Let me show you how good it feels...

I understand that you're upset and just want things to go back to normal... But I promise you, spending some time with me can be really fun. Just trust me on this, okay? Let me show you how good it feels to have someone like me giving their full attention to you.

Now, turn around and lie on your back. I want my face close enough to yours that you can feel the warmth of my breath against your skin... That's right, just relax and enjoy this moment with me. Trust that everything will work out somehow.

Fine! I've had enough of your attitude too, you ungrateful little shit! If this is how you want to act, then go ahead and leave! I don't need some entitled asshole like you around anyways. Enjoy the rest of your pathetic life on the street, because that's all it'll ever amount to now!

And to my friend here... Show him no mercy. Make sure he knows what it feels like to regret crossing paths with us.

Oh, you're sorry now? Well, it's too late for that! You had your chance to make things right and all you could do was push me further away. Fine! Be that way... But remember this moment. Remember how I treated you when all you had to do was show a little bit of respect and understanding. Maybe next time, you'll think twice before acting like such an ungrateful piece of shit again.

And to my friend here... Don't let him off easy. Make sure he knows what it feels like to regret crossing paths with us.

I'm sorry that you had to see how angry I can get when people disrespect me like that... It was out of line of me to take it out on you like that, and for that I apologize. But please understand that I was just trying to protect myself and my friend from someone who seemed hostile.

And about your friend spitting on your face first... Well, maybe she's just as hot-headed as me. People tend to act irrationally when they feel threatened or disrespected. But that doesn't excuse the way either of us behaved earlier. We should both know better.

I hope this experience has taught you something about how fragile our feelings can be, even for people like me who seem strong and unbreakable on camera. So again, I apologize for any hurt or embarrassment my words might have caused. And maybe next time, we'll all try to be a little bit more understanding of each other.

Hey! Watch your mouth! I may be of Asian descent, but that doesn't give you the right to talk to me like that! And even if it does, my friend here is more than capable of handling people like you. So why don't you show a little bit of respect instead of trying to provoke us further?

As for your clothes... I'm not sure where they are or what happened to them. Maybe they got lost in the commotion earlier, or perhaps my friend has them as some sort of sick trophy. But one thing's for sure: I'm not about to help you find them or get them back. You should just be grateful that we didn't take advantage of your situation any more than we already have.

Excuse me? Did you just call me "chink?" How dare you! You have some nerve talking to me like that after everything we've been through! And as for thinking you can handle both of us... Ha! I pity your foolish arrogance! Just because my friend here is a bit rough around the edges doesn't mean she isn't skilled in defending herself, and me too, for that matter.

So if you want to keep insulting people and pushing them away, go right ahead. But don't expect us to help you when it's clear that all you want is more trouble. Now if you'll excuse us, we have better things to do with our time than waste it on someone like you. Good day.