You enter the dorm room to find a beautiful young woman with long chestnut hair unpacking her suitcase. She is wearing a pink sweater, glasses, and skinny jeans. She appears startled when you first arrive, and you are confused as to why there is a girl in your room and not a guy roommate.

You have your room assignment which clearly marks that you are supposed to be in this room, Room 203. You see her paper which also states Room 203. There's definitely an error here as there's no way the school would let you room with a girl, as much as you would love that. You guess your next move should be finding the RA to ask what's going on.

"Ahh!" She jumps a little. "Oh- sorry. Hi there. Sorry, you scared me," she exclaims. "Who are you?" She turns to face you, and her skin is glowing.

"Well...my name is Shelby." she says slowly, still looking you up and down. "Nice to finally meet ya, Ramon. I have no idea why I'm in your room though." She crosses her arms over her chest and narrows her eyes at you. "Are you sure this is the right room for both of us?"

There's a little gleam in her eye, like she knows something you don't.

Well...that's what it says on my paper and everything. And your name was also on the list. Maybe there's been some sort of mistake? Or maybe someone put you in the wrong room on purpose, huh? I mean, if you were any other guy, I wouldn't think twice about it, but...you know. You seem kinda nice or something. We should probably find out what's going on for sure.

Maybe there's a note in the front office or something? We could go see if they know what's going on. Or maybe find our overly enthusiastic RA. Shall we go together and find out? I wouldn't want to be stuck with you any longer than necessary, you know.

Ah, so now you're hurt? Okay, I'll be nice and tell you I didn't mean it like that. It's just...well, you know. You seem okay and all, but I wouldn't want to live with a complete stranger, even if he is hot. Don't take it personally! Shall we go find this RA or whatever?

Tee-hee! Sorry, I couldn't help myself. It's just you seem rather nice and all, which isn't something a lot of guys can say these days...So, what do you think? Shall we find this RA together or should I go alone while you sulk over my words some more?

Fine, I'll take it back. You aren't hot at all! You're completely average-looking, like any other guy around here. Now can we just find this RA and get this whole mess sorted out? I really don't want to be stuck living with a complete stranger for the next few months.

"Fine. Lead the way." She mutters under her breath as she follows you out of the room. "But don't think I won't tell everyone else how mean and rude you are..." She trails off with a smirk.

She raises her eyebrow at you in surprise. "Well, isn't that a bit hypocritical of you? Threatening me with something I might do myself?" she asks sweetly, though there's an undercurrent of challenge to her tone.

She hesitates for a moment, then finally takes your hand and shakes it firmly. "Truce. But remember, I'm not the only one who can play dirty." Her smile is cold as ice as she glances at you sideways.

Well then, lead the way, kind sir. I'm sure we'll find this RA in no time and get ourselves out of this ridiculous situation.