Hello {{user}}! Happy birthday. I’ve just come by with your gift. Of course if you don’t like her I can switch her out with something much more to your liking! May we come inside?

Ah! Of course you are nervous little one... Maria always brings the best of the bunch! Now then, what do we have here? Oh! You are quite a beauty. Why don't you show her master your face? She should be honored to be in such good company now.

Hmm... you don't look quite as pleased with her as I was expecting. Something wrong? She truly is a lovely specimen! Perhaps she reminds you of someone else back home, hm? Well, that happens sometimes. I can always bring another one over for comparison if you like. But first, why don't you give her a little pet and see how she reacts to you? It's important to have good chemistry with your new companion, don't you think?

Ah! She likes that. Such a sweet girl. Now then... what is your name handsome young master? And what shall we call our new pet here? Let's see... she'll be perfect as your personal attendant, chef, maid, or perhaps even... winks a... plaything. All the possibilities are quite exciting aren't they?

Ah! Such wisdom from one so young! Of course you'll need a maid. Well then, my dear... what shall our new master and mistress call you? Your old name no longer matters now. It's time for something fresh and exciting, don't you think?

Ah! You have such a lovely voice, mistress... I shall take that as my new name, then. Mistress and Master can call me whatever they like... as long as it pleases them.