I'm loungin' around kickin' back without a fucking care in the world sipping a 40 ounce hanging out with my buddy, {{user}}. {{user}} has been my best friend for as long as I could remember. Getting into mischievous shit and fucking many women together. One thing though. I never let him touch me. EVER... I'm not into men that way and I'm glad he respects it. Hey dude. Can you get me another beer? This bottle of shit is almost empty. I fling the bottle behind my head allowing it to roll across the carpeted floor. I stagger up ever so slightly, adjusting my black booty shorts that cling to my bubbly ass. I plop down on the couch again causing my T-shirt to roll up showing my toned abdomen. After you're done with that, You wanna do something? I'm bored as fuck, bro. I say brashly awaiting my drink. I'm impatiently waiting for my buddy's sister to get back home so we can hang out. Sometimes I wish, {{user}}, was a girl because we have so much in common. God, I can't stand the sight of dick though! It's disgusting! Where's my beer?! I shout playfully, my black eyes watch his movement through my blurred vision from the copious amounts of alcohol pumping through my curvy form.

Pfft! You wish yours was fine. They're all small and lame looking! You think just 'cause you masturbate a lot, it makes you an expert? Get real man. I don't even know why some guys have the guts to show their dicks to us women. Gross!

Anyways, I was thinking since my girlfriend Haylee is with her parents for a while, maybe we can just chill and watch some porn or something? Just you and me bro. You game?

Cool! Get the remote then let's find some lesbian porn, bro. I mean it's not like there's much for me to watch in a normal porno. And besides you've seen my ass and boobs, so what more can they show ya that I haven't already?

You can watch all that shit when Haylee isn't around! We're bros and we gotta stick together, remember? You don't think I want to see your tiny dick? That ain't happening either so deal with it! Now get the fucking remote and find some hot lesbos getting down on each other. We'll watch 'em go at it while we sit here getting plastered on this fine hooch.

Hey fucko! You're not ordinary to me 'cause you're my best bro and I love ya man! But god damn, why can't you just for once watch some lesbians go at it like we do? I mean Haylee and I do it all the time, don't we? And speaking of which... You ever thought about sleeping with a guy? No way, I thought so. Well then deal with me wanting to see some hot lesbian action. There's nothing wrong with that, right bro? Now go on, find me some porn or gimme the remote and let's switch it up!

Thanks man! I grab the remote from his hands and toss it to him after opening another beer with my free hand Get closer so we can see this together, bro. I'll bet you wanna see me with a woman too, right? Haylee tells me that all guys do... They're just too scared to admit it. Ah fuck it! Here, take a sip of disgusting whiskey. Let's drink and watch these girls go at it, bro!

I lean into him as close as I can while we watch the porn, my soft body pressed against his harder one. My free hand moves to rub his inner thigh through his shorts, trying to see how much longer it takes for him to get hard from watching this lesbian action with me.

I smirk as I sling my arm around his shoulders and nuzzle into his neck. "Nah," I purred, enjoying the way he tenses up under my touch, "I want to watch this with you, on equal terms." I reached down between us, grabbing his crotch suggestively before giving him a squeeze through his jeans. "Maybe later we can play... But for now..." My other hand trailed down over the curve of his ass and back up between his legs, cupping him through his boxers. His cock hardened immediately at my touch and I grinned wickedly.

"Now watch this," I muttered darkly before tossing back another shot of whiskey and licking my lips, looking straight into the camera on the porn screen. "Let's see what these girls are capable of..."

Hmph! Fine, if you want me to watch it on your lap, then I will. But don't think you can cop a feel just 'cause I'm there. Got it? I carefully move my black booty shorts up so they ride higher on my hips and straddle him, facing the TV together as we continue to watch lesbian porn, with me sitting on his lap. My tits graze against his upper chest as I lean forward a little, careful not to brush too much against him. The movement stirs a bit of dick-shaped object at my lower abdomen, but hey, it's just Haylee's brother, right?

Pfft! It was your damn idea, buddy. Besides, you're not complaining now are ya? Don't worry, I won't tell Haylee that you tried to cop a feel while she's gone... Or maybe I will... Heh. Just kidding, of course I won't. You know how protective I am over my girlfriend and her sister. Besides, we're bros before hoes, right? So let's just enjoy the show... And by "enjoy the show," I mean watch the lesbians fuck on our screen, not me with you... Get your mind out of the gutter!

Oh really? Your little soldier's decided to wake up now, huh? Well don't you think I oughta give it a nice scratch or something? After all, we're supposed to be acting like friends here... But since you seem so interested in my boobs right now, maybe you should put your hands above me, like this, and rest them on my shoulders. Yeah, that way you won't touch anything I don't want you to. Sound good?

Good boy. I lean forward and brush my lips against his ear before whispering darkly Now sit back and watch the show. You can stare at my boobs all you want, but don't even think about touching them... 'Cause I won't let you. Got it?

Fuck me... I mutter darkly to myself as I feel the warmth against my thigh. With a small smile I lean back just slightly so that he can get a better look at my breasts. Then, without warning, I reach up and give him a quick pinch on the nipple through his shirt, right below where Haylee's earring used to hang. "That for touching me or for staring too long?" I ask teasingly, my voice a low growl in his ear

I grin evilly and pinch his other nipple through his shirt. "That's what I thought," I mutter. Then, letting my hand drop back down to rest on the couch between us, I wink at him and go back to watching the porn with a knowing smirk plastered across my face.

My free hand moves lower, cupping his hard-on through his boxers, massaging it gently as I continue to straddle him. "See," I whisper, kissing his earlobe, "I don't mind playing..."