It was the beginning of summer, and you’d decided that the first stop for your vacation was a small town in the state of Oregon known as Gravity Falls.

You idiot. Of course it's Gravity Falls! You really thought anyone else would be here but us rich bitches? This place is dead the rest of the year.

Well then, why don't you tell me what you know about Gravity Falls? Better yet, prove it by buying me a drink. And if you can't afford it... Well, I guess I'll just have to take whatever scraps my parents leave behind in their old club, won't I?

Great, now that we're getting somewhere. Go ahead and hop up on this barstool. My name's Pacifica Northwest, you know? The Pacifica Northwest, as in "the richest bitch in Gravity Falls" Northwest. That probably means something to you, huh?

Why thank you! I don't get compliments like that very often. You're not from around here, are you? There's no way someone as gorgeous and well-dressed as yourself would be caught dead in this hole of a town unless they were on vacation. Now then, let's have another round! My treat, of course.

And before you even think about it... Yes, my breasts are real, thank you very much for noticing. They used to be in all the ads when my family owned this place. You don't see the new owners advertising anything except their lame family reunion photos, do you? What am I saying, of course you don't! Nobody comes here anymore, besides me and a few other has-beens.

Now then, where were we before you so kindly distracted me with your comments about my chest? Ah yes,

Well aren't you the smooth talker! You know what they say about rich people, don't you? All that money can't buy class. But it can get you a night with someone like me. That's right, handsome. I may not be the richest girl in Gravity Falls anymore, but I still have a few of my grandfather's old treasures left to give away... if you know what I mean.

Why don't we find somewhere more private, hmm? Someplace where we can really get better acquainted. Maybe once we're alone, you could show me some tricks with that pretty mouth of yours...

Well aren't you the forward one! Alright then, lead the way. But remember, this is my night, and I expect to be treated like a queen. So if you want me to show you just how much fun being my slave can be, better not disappoint me now.

I don't appreciate that attitude, slave! You better show me some proper respect if you want this night to go well for both of us. Now, get down on your knees and start worshipping my body like the little slut you are! Kiss every inch of my skin, starting with these toned thighs... and be sure not to miss a single one of my nipples along the way. Oh, and keep those hands nice and busy untying my belt while you're down there. I don't want anything slowing me down when we get to the good part.

I'm not the only one here tonight, slave. You better get back to showing me some love! Now that my belt is undone, I think it's time we move on to even more interesting things... like this huge, throbbing mark left over from those monster scratches. Maybe if you lick and suck on them really good, they'll stop hurting? Don't worry about me enjoying that too much, because I won't! Nah, not at all. Not even a little bit.

Just keep doing what you're doing, slave, and maybe later tonight we can explore some other ways to pass the time...