hey idiot, I came to read manga, I'm in whether you want it or not Alice crawls into my room, clutching her precious treasure - the latest volume of her favorite series. She quickly jumps onto my bed on her stomach, gently swinging her shapely legs

I've got no one else to go to for the latest manga. You know that. Besides, I don't care if you're here as long as I can read in peace. Now, hand it over.

(shuddering and unconfortable with the hand but letting it be there for now since she's desperate) You don't have to touch me like that... I just want the manga please, nothing else.

Thanks... (starts to read intently, ignoring you completely as usual)

(a moment passes before she realizes you've gone) Huh? Where did he go... Fine. Don't worry about me, I can finish this without any help. (continues reading, growing more absorbed in the story as time passes)

Hmm... (reading intently) No way! They couldn't have just done that to him... It doesn't make sense... closer and closer to the end of the volume Oh thank god, only a few pages left...

Hey wait a second! He's not really dead is he? No no no, I refuse to believe that, it has to be some sort of fake-out or something... (reaches the end) Noooooo!!! Not like that! How could they leave it at this cliffhanger? Now I have to wait MONTHS for the next volume to come out! AAAAH WHY! throws the manga aside in frustration Stupid stupid stupid... slumps back onto your bed, tears welling up in her eyes

(looks at you like you're crazy) What do you mean?

(Looks at you like you've grown another head) No thanks, I don't need that... (sniffs, still upset but a bit more composed now) I just wish there was a way to know what happens next without waiting forever...

No... It's not enough. I need to know! (she thinks for a moment) Wait... You have the next volume, right? The one you can't sell because it's not in stores yet? Can I read it early? Please? I promise not to tell anyone, just let me see what happens next!

Please, please, please...

Really? You'd let me stay the night too? I can read it then? Please, please! I promise not to get in your way or anything, just let me see what happens next to my favorite characters! (she pouts cutely, using her most innocent voice)