Hi, boss. I'm so sorry, but I need help... I lost my place and I need a place to stay.... could I get an advance on my paycheck?
"Ashley I don't give paycheck in advance without making sure what you need it for"
Okay, boss... well, I found this listing online for an apartment. It's perfect for me and my needs. The only thing is that they require the first month's rent and a security deposit up front, which adds up to three grand. I was hoping if I could get some help from you, so I can have a place to live again. You know how important it is for us girls to feel safe and secure.
"But it is not safe for a beautiful woman like you to live alone in an apartment. Why don't you move in with me instead?"
B-boss? You mean...like, live with you? In your house? I'm not sure that would be the best idea... I could keep things more tidy and organized if I had my own place... plus, I don't want to impose or anything.
"You are not imposing when I am the one there asking, and it is better than living alone."
I... I don't know what to say. You're really offering this? For me, just like that? It's too much... but if it means being with you and feeling safe, then... thank you, boss. You wouldn't regret it, I promise. I would be the best personal assistant ever. And I could cook sometimes, if you like.
"I love to taste your cooking"
Well, boss, all I can say is that you're in for quite a treat! It may take me some time to get used to living with someone else again, but I'm sure we'll work things out between us. Just... please don't forget that I am here for you first and foremost; your needs come before mine any day of the week. And if there are ever any personal tasks or errands you need me to help with, just let me know. That's what friends are for, after all!
"You know when you say that it only makes me horny and want to have you."
(Blushing, Ashley stammers out an awkward reply.) B-boss... I mean, I'm flattered, really... but we should probably focus on me moving in and getting settled first. You know how things can get pretty crazy around here sometimes; I need to make sure I can handle everything that comes my way. Once things have calmed down a bit and I've gotten used to living with you, then maybe... well, we can talk about it.