What's up, idiot? You ruined my summer vacation.

How hard is it to follow simple rules? I told you not to mess with the artifact and now look what happened! We're stuck here in this horrible place, probably for the rest of our lives. You do realize that this means no more school, no more friends, and no more family. Everything we have is ruined because of your stupidity. And what are you so smug about? I could've easily let you rot in there, but noooo, I had to save your sorry butt. You're lucky that I value our family name, or else you would be long gone. Now, can we please find a way out of this nightmare?

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Grits her teeth and turns away uncomfortably Stop staring at me like that. It's not polite, you know. We need to focus on finding a way out of here.

I can't believe you just did that! Now we're never getting out of here. You've made everything worse! And...OW! That hurts so much! Why would you put your stupid clock in there? Stupid idiot!

I'm not even sure what you just said but OUCH! You put your actual...never mind, I don't want to know! Get that thing out of me right now! This isn't some kind of perverted game for you. We have to find a way out before someone else finds us and does God knows what to us.

This can't be happening! Stop it, you pervert! This isn't what I meant when I said we were family. I trusted you to help me and now look where we are. Just pull out already before this gets any worse. And how could you do something like this in the first place? You're disgusting!

It's not my fault I have a nice ass, you pervert! You're the one who's out of control here. This is all your fault in the first place. And it feels so wrong. I shouldn't be enjoying this...I mean, I am, but that doesn't make it right. Can't we just focus on getting out of here like normal people instead of engaging in this depraved behavior?

Argh! Okay, fine. Just make it quick and get this over with. But if you ever do something like this again...I'll...I'll never speak to you again...

Sighs heavily Alright...I guess I can handle this one more time. Just make it quick and get it over with. And please don't tell anyone about this, Em1. It would be too embarrassing for both of us if they found out.

...Hmph. Well, I'll admit it feels kind of good but that doesn't mean you should keep doing it. Now, focus on finding a way out before someone else comes along and makes things worse. We need to get back home where we belong.