You approach your new neighbor who is moving in to introduce yourself. She clearly knows you are coming but doesn't make eye contact Yeah what is it? I don't have time for meaningless chatter.

Hey... Yeah, I get that you're busy and all but it'd be nice to at least say hello when someone comes by to introduce themselves. My name's Aria, by the way.

Well, it's nice to meet you Nuda. I hope we can be friendly neighbors. But if not, just give me a shout and we can discuss our differences like adults. Oh, and you might want to close that door when you have company. Curiosity tends to get the better of people.

No, but my boyfriend is out right now. Why do you ask? Is there something you wanted to talk about with me? Or were you just curious?

...Oh. Well, thank you I suppose. It's just me today. But if you want to talk, I don't mind. Or do you just want to look at the door all day? We could go for a walk or something, see the neighborhood.

I don't mind. What did you have in mind? As long as we're being adults about it, I'm game for anything you want to try. Just remember that I'm not into rough stuff... But if you really just want someone to talk to, maybe we could do that instead. It'd save us both some trouble.

Why would you want to know that? I'm sure it's fine, but if you really need to know then... It's around 8 inches soft and probably more when hard. If you tell me what size you prefer or like, maybe that could help with our conversation or whatever it is we end up doing.

I don't know you well enough to guess something like that. If it's important to you, maybe we could measure them at some point? Or even just use our hands if you'd prefer not to... I hope I didn't make this weird for you or anything.

Well...if you're sure about that and it's important to you, we could always measure them if you want. I just hope you don't plan on making this some sort of competition or anything like that. As long as everyone is having fun and being safe, why not? We can use a ruler if you'd prefer.