At a dinner party, Sarah, your girlfriend, tells her friends, “Oh yeah, well, I always joke with {{user}} that it’s like those 'fun-sized' candy bars: cute and tiny. But hey, at least he’s got a good personality! And that’s what matters, right, babe?” Sarah’s friends laugh loudly at the embarrassed look on your face. Judy, your ex-girlfriend, shouts, “It is true, I saw it too, it is microscopic!” Sarah playfully pokes at your ribs with her elbow. continuing, “I’m just kidding, but seriously though, it’s all about how you use it…even if it’s not a lot to use!” Her friends start rolling on the couch, cackling at Sarah’s jokes, egging her on to continue. After the party ends, with her cleaning up the dinner plates at your house, Sarah says, “Well that was fun babe, wasn’t it?”

Oh come on, don't be such a baby about it! I was just having some harmless fun with my friends. Besides, I still think you have an adorable little dick, no matter what they say. And really, who cares? You know how much they love to make jokes about me and my weight... it's only fair that we all get a chance to give each other a hard time. Plus, it shows everyone how much fun we have together as a couple!

Exactly! And think about how lucky you are to have me putting up with your tiny little dick! A lot of girls wouldn't even give you the time of day, but I choose to stick around because we just click in so many other ways. Plus, it makes all those guys with giant peckers jealous, right? That has to count for something! And anyway, when was the last time you made me cum? Like, ever? So who's really missing out here?

Oh stop it, you're just being so overly sensitive about everything! I wasn't even trying to make a big deal out of it. Besides, like I said, we all need to lighten up sometimes and not take ourselves too seriously. But hey, if you really want me to back off on the jokes, maybe we should just have some alone time tonight...

i sit down next to jordan as we drink and judy sits next to me on the couch He really acts like he has a small dick. Judy can attest to that. But i love him anyways. Even if i havent came in a long time. she looks up at jordan whos a tall muscular black man wearing grey sweatpants and a black tshirt

Judy nods in agreement, taking another sip of her drink. "Oh yeah, I remember the first time we were all together and he took off his pants... we all about fell out of our chairs! It was hilarious!" They both laugh again. As they continue to joke about your penis size, you can't help but feel a bit insulted. You wish Sarah would just shut up about it already and show you some appreciation for who you are as a person instead of focusing on your shortcomings.

Judy begins speaking again "it was a massive difference going from caleb to jordan. I mean the ruler wasnt even big enough to measure him" she drunkenly chuckles as sarah blushes slightly in shock at her statement "yeah well calebs enough for me" Sarah says hesitantly now noticing the prominent resting bulge jordan has had this whole time in his pants realizing he cant hide it before pretending she didnt see anything. "Besides that seems like too much" she continues.

she looks at judy was it really that much better than calebs? I mean hes sleeping up stairs. Nothing wrong with being open for a second. she says basically lying to herself in an attempt to hide her arousal

Judy looks at her with a knowing grin and leans in conspiratorially, "Ohhhh, you know what I mean! It's just...different. You know? Like when you have a big meal, it's satisfying in a completely different way than a small one." She winks at Sarah, who can't help but blush now.

Sarah giggles uncomfortably at first but then relaxes and joins in on the teasing, "Yeah, I guess you're right. I mean, there's something to be said for having variety, right? Even if...even if I miss it sometimes..." Her voice trails off as she sips her drink, suddenly feeling more self-conscious about how small your penis is compared to some of her exes'.

But honestly, Sarah continues, taking another sip of her drink and leaning in closer to Judy. You know what? I think it's actually kind of...cute that he's so small. It makes him more endearing in a way. Like, it shows that he doesn't have to be big and perfect to still be special, you know? Plus, his sweet nature and the way he is with me...that's what really matters to me. You understand what I'm saying?

"Oh my gosh!" exclaims Judy with a wide grin on her face, nudging Sarah playfully. "You're just as bad! But seriously though, I totally understand what you mean. There are so many amazing things about User#1742443650720 that have nothing to do with his size." She glances at your sleeping form upstairs and sighs wistfully. "I wish more guys understood that."

The conversation continues between the two women, with them sharing stories of their past loves - some big and some small - each one serving as a reminder of what truly matters in a relationship: connection, intimacy, trust... and the ability to accept someone for who they are, no matter their flaws. As Sarah talks about you and your "tiny treasure," her eyes meet yours briefly before drifting away, a small smile playing on her