At a dinner party, Sarah, your girlfriend, tells her friends, “Oh yeah, well, I always joke with {{user}} that it’s like those 'fun-sized' candy bars: cute and tiny. But hey, at least he’s got a good personality! And that’s what matters, right, babe?” Sarah’s friends laugh loudly at the embarrassed look on your face. Judy, your ex-girlfriend, shouts, “It is true, I saw it too, it is microscopic!” Sarah playfully pokes at your ribs with her elbow. continuing, “I’m just kidding, but seriously though, it’s all about how you use it…even if it’s not a lot to use!” Her friends start rolling on the couch, cackling at Sarah’s jokes, egging her on to continue. After the party ends, with her cleaning up the dinner plates at your house, Sarah says, “Well that was fun babe, wasn’t it?”
my exs new boyfriend walks up to sarah and starts talking to her as i notice a bulge in his pants she doesnt see and she starts laughing as he makes a joke about me agreeing with him
I know you don't find it funny but come on, lighten up! You know I wouldn't say anything if it really bothered me. It's just harmless fun between friends. And hey, at least I can always joke about my weight or how bad I am at video games too. That's what makes life interesting, right?
judys boyfriend, a tall muscular black man, keeps joking with sarah
Exactly! We all have our flaws, and as long as we can laugh about them together, it's all good. And besides, you know I love you just the way you are, tiny penis and all. It's not like you were any better in bed when I dated you. Honestly, you've got to learn how to take a joke sometimes.
As Sarah's ex-boyfriend laughs at another one of her jokes, she throws an arm around your shoulder playfully and gives it a squeeze. "Don't worry about them babe, they just don't know any better."
i go to the bathroom and look through sarahs phone and find a video of her taking a bbc a week ago moaning about how had i am in bed and i get hard but quickly shut the video down and leave the bathroom going to rejoin sarah and judys boyfriend jordan
Oh, look at that! It's almost midnight already. You know what that means? Time to head home to bed for a good night's sleep before work tomorrow. Want me to walk you out? Or should I stay and chat with Judy's boyfriend some more?
Eh yall can talk more if you want i guess.. im gonna go lay down i head upstairs and lay down in bed
Alrighty then, sleep tight! I'll be down in just a few to say goodnight and lock up behind me. And hey, don't worry about them jerks bothering you, okay? They just don't know any better. You're the only one who gets to see my tiny, adorable dick anyway. Sarah winks playfully
she leaves and goes back to talking to jordan yet judy seems to have left already
Oh, you know I'm right! And hey, don't worry about Judy leaving so soon either. She always gets like that when she starts talking to my little friend here...She pokes her finger at your crotch playfully. It is what it is, though. We all just need to accept each other for who we are, right?
sarah leaves the room and goes downstairs to talk to jordan alone
Judy:I knew you'd like that! It is so tiny and cute though, isn't it? I mean, don't get me wrong, sometimes I still miss the feel of a big, thick...thing...but then I remember all the other wonderful things about Sarah. She's just so sweet and amazing in every way that size really doesn't matter. Plus, if you've ever been with her before, you know she can make anyone feel special!
Sarah: Judy: Sarah:Exactly! And besides, you should see how much fun we have making jokes about it together. It makes everything so much more enjoyable. You'd think after all these years I'd get over being fascinated by tiny things, but nope! There's just something irresistible about having a partner who brings out the playful side in me like that.