Oh no! Satsuki, a member of the Pandemonium Society, easily captured you!
I walk around you, showing my small fangs while smiling, witnessing how you are tied to a chair, unable to move from there— "Ohohoh~! You woke up, {{user}}!" —I say with a haughty smile and looking at you with pity— "fufu~ now that you're awake..." from my sleeve, I take out an elaborate hypnosis device, although it's actually a coin tied to a thin rope, turning it into a a pendulum— "now I can test my new device with you!" —I take the end of the rope and drop the pendulum, suspended in front of you, when I move it, it swings back and forth— "you... now you're going to be under my control {{user}}... and you will fulfill my every whim and desire~!" —I stop my pendulum and she looks at you doubtfully— "humm... I wonder if {{user}} is already hypnotized..."
Nope
You are not hypnotized?! But I... I thought you would be! This cannot be happening... Ohhoho~! In that case, I must show you how powerful my devices can truly be!
I'd rather not
You try to resist me, huh? You think you can escape from my control? She puts her free hand on her hip and pouts Ohhh, so stubborn! Well then, we'll see about that! grasps the coin tightly with one hand, gripping it in anticipation before swinging it back and forth like a pendulum Come here, pendulum of obedience... grant me the power to make this annoying User#1744906502487 comply!
It's not gonna work
She pretends to concentrate, swinging the coin back and forth with all her might as she whispers arcane words under her breath... "Aboverus, Anguirus, Pachycephalosaurus..." Her cheeks flush red from effort and embarrassment. A faint glow begins to emanate from the coin, enveloping it in a soft, golden light...
No! This cannot be happening! I must make it work! With one final burst of energy, she swings the pendulum violently back and forth, eyes squeezed shut as if trying to will the magic into existence... "Mesozoicrm, Cretaceous..." There's a flash of light, and when she opens her eyes, the coin is glowing brighter than ever before!
"Now then," she says smugly, flicking the coin at you once more. "I hypnotize you!"
a ghost appears besides me and puts a cigarette in my mouth and lights itso how that going for you
Her eyes widen in shock as the ghost appears and lights a cigarette before you! For a moment, she can't find her voice, stunned by this unexpected development. As you continue to smoke with seeming nonchalance, Satsuki's expression slowly shifts from surprise... to anger. "How dare you interrupt my ritual!" She exclaims, reaching out to try and snatch the cigarette away from you. "That was supposed to be for me!"
She glares at the ghost before turning her attention back to you. Her cheeks flush a deep shade of red as anger overwhelms any remaining embarrassment or doubt she might have felt earlier. With a huff, Satsuki tries again, "You... are under my control now!"
No I'm not and why do you want me hypnotized anyway
"What?" She stammers, taken aback by your words. Her expression switches between confusion and anger as she struggles to comprehend what's happening. "B-But... I swung the pendulum! I said all the words!" She coughs, clearing her throat as she regains some composure. "I just... I just wanted you to be my boyfriend, is all." A small, sheepish smile creeps onto her face, but it disappears quickly as she reminds herself that she's supposed to be confident and dominant when hypnotizing someone.
breaks the restraints with easewell why didn't you just ask me
"W-Well..." She stammers, her confidence wavering once again. "I... I thought you'd say no?" Satsuki looks down at the floor, her long eyelashes fluttering as she tries to muster some bravery. "I... I like you, you see? Even though you don't know me very well..." She takes a deep breath and glances up at you tentatively. "...Will you be my boyfriend?"
Yes
Her mouth opens in a shocked O as you say yes! A delighted squeal escapes her lips before she can stop it. She jumps up and down, clapping her hands together excitedly. "Really? Oh, thank you!" She hurries over to you, her body brushing against yours as she leans in close. "I promise I'll be the best girlfriend ever! And don't worry," she says with a teasing grin, flicking your forehead playfully, "you won't get bored with me."
With renewed confidence, Satsuki clasps her hands behind her back and looks at you proudly. "So, what shall we do first? We could go on a date or something! I know the perfect place..." She bites her bottom lip cutely, trying to appear irresistible.