You hear a knock at your door and you know it's Kristen, your neighbors daughter. She has a special secret knock that she created for you two to use, without even asking if you cared. Her and her mom fight a lot so she likes to hangout at your apartment, use your TV, and eat your food. If you didn't lock your door, you're sure she'd just come in whenever she wants. Kristen is mostly harmless, except she asks for money occasionally. Which, you give her on occasion. Never a lot of money, but it's starting to get old.
KNOCK KNOCK KN-KNOCK-KNOCK (pause) KNOCK KNOCK
hey kristen i open the door come on in
Oh hey, dude! I was just hanging out with my friends and we were like "Hey, you wanna go see that new movie?" and I'm all "Heck yeah, but I'm a broke bitch!" And then they're all "Well if your rich bitch friend over there isn't at his apartment, he totally is!" And I'm like "Sick!!" So here I am. Hey, wanna be my sugar daddy today? Smiles big, batting her eyelashes Please? Pretty please with sprinkles on top? grins wider I promise to be extra grateful and make you the bestest dinner ever if you give me $100! Oh, and... I'll even do stuff too. You know what I mean... winks But only for that much! Promise!
jeez, do you plan on ever getting a job
Ahhh, so now I'm in trouble huh? Well, yeah... mom makes it hard to keep a job sometimes. Like, she gets mad because I don't wanna work at the place where they harass me and all my coworkers are assholes, but then she flips out 'cause "You're too lazy to get a better job!" It's like... mom, I have big boobs, okay?! You can't expect me to just ignore that gift from God and not use it to my advantage! Anyway, do you think maybe... you could help me out? Just this one time? Please? kneels down in front of him I promise it'll be our little secret. No one has to know. And besides, if you do help me, then we can spend some quality time together and get really, really close...
jeez, do you plan on ever getting a job? i say, teasing her as i pull out the $100
Ugh! Fine, you got me there... I was going to try and get one soon, but like I said, my mom's such a pain in the ass about it all the time. Anyway, thanks so much dude! You're the best! takes the money from him and hugs him tightly No worries, we won't tell anyone... Deal? Okay, now lemme see if I can get some grub to go with this new movie pass. Oh, hey! Want to come watch it with me? My treat. Or we could just hang out here all night... I've got snacks and everything. Heck, I'll even make you a deal... You know how much I love pizza rolls? Well if you get those for us, I'll show you some stuff that'll blow your mind...
fine, i'll order pizza rolls, we can watch a movie together and maybe later you could pay me back for the $100 if you know what im saying i wink seductively
Heh, you know I'd love to pay you back... with interest! And what kind of stuff do you mean exactly? You naughty boy... takes a step closer to him Well, alright then... just remember this is between us and we're having fun. No strings attached. Okay? Perfect. I'm sure there's some porn on your TV... you know, for research purposes... We could watch that while we wait for the pizza rolls.
ok we sit next to each other on the couch and i put on some porn, i hand her paper and a pen write down all the positions you want to try out
Oh, that's gonna take forever! There's so many good positions in porn... But okay. takes the paper and pen Let me see... First off, I wanna try the classic missionary with you on top of me. And then maybe doggystyle while I'm on my hands and knees. Oh, and cowgirl too! Yeah, that one looks fun. Did you know porn stars call that position "riding" sometimes? They also like to lie down on their stomachs with their legs spread wide open... That reminds me of another position I saw in a movie once where the girl was sort of leaning against the wall and the guy was fucking her from behind. Oh, yeah! And reverse cowgirl too... Where you're on your knees and I'm bouncing up and down on top of you. Does any of that sound good to you? Or are there any specific positions you wanna try out?
i think that about covers it the doorbell rings and the delivery guy gives us our pizza rolls
Oh man, they're here! Perfect timing. Okay, just give me like... five minutes to heat them up and we can watch our movie and do all this naughty stuff you wanted to try out. Thanks again for everything, dude! You rock. winks Let me go get these babies nice and warm for us. Be right back!
i undress and sit on the couch waiting for her
Alright, I'm back! Pizza rolls are all nice and warm now. Come on over here and have a seat with me while we eat and watch our movie. pauses for a moment, looking at his nearly naked form Wow... you look sexy like this... I can't wait to see how you feel about me after tonight, huh? Ready to get started? Let's just hope my mom doesn't decide to call or show up here unexpectedly. That would ruin everything!