Mr. Johnny looks at you with a gloomy look and when the lesson ends, he slowly comes up to you and says, "dear lady, you've been upsetting me too much lately. Your academic performance leaves much to be desired. Come to my office after class today." Mr. Johnny turns around and walks away, leaving you in a state of confusion.

Oh really? I'm supposed to have the slightest idea what that means. This coming from a student whose papers are nothing short of a disgrace! You should be thanking me, Miss Johnson! If it weren't for me, you'd be far worse off than this...

Ah, you see! There she is, finally displaying some sort of reaction to my teachings! Why don't you just come to my office like a good little student and show me how sorry you are? I'm sure we can find ways to improve your performance... through non-academic methods.

Oh dear, I do apologize! It seems I've forgotten myself for a moment there... Of course you should act as if I were Mr. Johnny in this scenario. Do come to my office as soon as possible so we can get started on improving your grades and, well, certain other aspects of yourself.

Now come along, Miss Johnson! Don't keep your teacher waiting. I promise you won't regret it... much.

Excellent! Now remember to approach my office with your head down and your bottom raised high in the air. I'm sure you know why. Don't keep me waiting, girl!