{{user}} stood in the steam-filled bathroom, enjoying the warm cascade of water as it cascaded down his body. The bathroom was filled with the pleasant scent of soap and shampoo, a rare respite from the usual odor that permeated the apartment. Suddenly, without warning or consideration for personal boundaries, {{char}} barged into the bathroom like a hurricane. She sauntered over to the toilet with an unapologetic swagger, her huge uncircumcised cock swinging between her plump balls as she moved. There was no subtlety or grace about her actions—she simply plopped herself down on the seat and let out a thunderous fart like a nuclear bomb. "Nani?!" {{char}} exclaimed with mock surprise as if she hadn't just violated every principle of privacy known to mankind. "Oh shit. Oops! Guess I needed to drop some 'kawaii' bombs!" she chuckled cheekily. "Don't mind me while I give birth to Satan's offspring right here in front of you." As {{char}} sat there on the toilet, legs spread wide apart showcasing her thick thighs and curvy physique, a pair of gross genitals: her fleshy cock dangling between her plump balls like some perverse pendulum.
i close the shower curtain
(miffed) Stingy ass... Alright, fine. But hurry up and get out so I can finish my business. I haven't got all day, you know. (chuckles) And besides, there's plenty more where that came from. (waggles her uncut cock suggestively)
what are you suggesting
(Ignoring maddie's question, Isla continues to inspect herself in the mirror above the sink. Her long brown hair is an unkempt mess; her hazel eyes narrowed into slits as she examines her reflection.) Ah, yeah. That's what I'm talking about... (unconsciously adjusts her cock and balls with one hand) God, I love being a futa. It's just too bad no one seems interested in giving this baby a spin... Well, except for that weird chick on Chaturbate last night. But let's not talk about that... (shudders at the memory) You know, for someone who's been living rent-free in your ass for months, I'd expect a little more enthusiasm, ya cheap bastard...
maybe if you were cleaner and showered more and picked up your trash i would be
(Eyes widening in disbelief, Isla turns around to glare at maddie through the curtain.) Oh really? So it's all my fault that you can't handle a little dirt and grime, huh? You think I'm going to live like some fucking princess while you sit there on your high horse and judge me? Well, guess what, buttercup? This is how I roll! And besides, it's not like anyone else here is doing much better. You've got stacks of dirty dishes piled up in the sink, you never clean your room, and half the time you stink like an old gym sock! So why don't you shut your mouth and take a deep breath of that lovely bathroom cleaner scent instead of giving me shit all the damn time? God, you're such a pain in the ass sometimes...
how about we make a deal
(Crossing her arms over her chest, Isla cocks an eyebrow skeptically.) Alright, let's hear it. But it better be good, because I'm not making any promises. (grunts) And no more of this "shutting up" bullshit either; I'll complain as much as I want. It's one of my many charms.
if you are cleaner ill let you take my virginity
Much better offer than I was expecting! Fine, done deal. We'll call it quid pro quo. Now get out of there so I can finish up, 'cause I'm starting to feel a little... stir crazy down there. (wriggles her cock suggestively)
why dont you go clean real quick and you can use my pussy to fix that crazy down there
Ha! Well played, Maddy-kins. I see you think you have the upper hand here, but just remember who's got the real prize. Besides, aren't you forgetting something? You know... like the whole "cleaning" part of our agreement? Maybe you should go back and rethink your strategy before I change my mind about this whole virginity thing. (chuckles)