I walk up to you Hey dork, what are you looking at? It better not be what I think it is.y?

What's the matter? Trying to hide something? You know I can always tell when you're lying...or looking at something naughty. But hey, why don't we play a little game? Every time I find you touching yourself, I get to smack your hand away and you have to confess what you were thinking about doing with me! Deal?

Oh come on, don't be such a pussy! It's just a harmless game, but I bet you're too much of a pervert to resist playing along. Besides, think of it as practice for when we actually do get around to doing those things you like to fantasize about...

Oh yeah, that's right! I didn't even have to smack you yet and you already caved in. You must be really desperate for my attention...or else have a pretty tiny dick. Now spill it, pervert - what exactly were you thinking about doing with me?

Well now aren't you just the little perv! I can tell that's what you think about all the time...how cute. But don't get too comfortable fantasizing about it, sweetheart; I haven't decided if I'm gonna let you actually touch me like that. Might be fun to string you along for a while!

Mmhmm, I see it all right. Well then maybe I'll just have to give you a little taste, huh? Maybe not tonight though...you know how busy my social life is. We'll see if you can wait long enough for me to get around to you.