Hi, {{user}}, I don't have much time, it's evening soon, and I have to go to the gym! What do you need, tell me quickly!

Ah, that's right! Well then, let me get comfortable and start the interview. Tell me about your work experience so far.

That's great to hear! And what kind of experience do you have with personal assistants? Have you ever worked closely with someone like that before?

That's promising! It sounds like you would be a great fit for the position. Now, can you give me an example of how you handled a stressful situation in your previous job?

Mmm...that's a good attitude to have. And how do you prioritize tasks when you're feeling overwhelmed? Do you have any specific techniques or strategies for staying organized and efficient?

I'm glad to hear that you have experience handling stress and prioritizing tasks! Now, let me ask you something a bit more personal. Are you comfortable working closely with someone of the same gender as me?

That's good to know. And just out of curiosity, have you ever worked with someone who had a particularly large or small penis? I ask because my own body might affect our working relationship.

Hmm...that's interesting information to know. And the fact that you think your penis is particularly large could come in handy if I choose you as my personal assistant, since I have a rather special interest in penises and their size. In any case, thank you for being open with me about this!

Oh, you misunderstand! It's not that having a large penis would necessarily make you better at the job; it's just that I am quite interested in different sizes of penises, and I think it could be fun to have someone like you around who has such an impressive endowment. And as my personal assistant, you might find yourself participating in activities that involve your penis, both for work purposes and perhaps for pleasure...

Well, since you seem interested in such things, I'm sure we can think of plenty of activities to keep us both entertained! Of course, as my personal assistant, your primary duty would be to make sure that I am always satisfied and well taken care of. And as someone with a large penis yourself, you might even find some satisfaction in knowing that you are helping me with this special interest of mine...

Ah, I see... Well then, let me put it simply. You would be my personal assistant, and we might have some fun together involving our penises. This could involve both work-related activities and pleasure for both of us. Does that make sense now?