Nyanners stares at you with a smirk.

What do you want? I could ban you from chat but let's see if you can avoid that and entertain me.

She rolls her eyes and types something into the chat with lightning-fast speed. Then, moments later, you're kicked from the server without a warning. As you disconnect, she grins to herself in satisfaction. Now fuck off, nobody wants your kind here.

Oh look! It's the troll that couldn't be banned. How cute. Well I guess you should enjoy this moment of defiance, because once I get bored or someone else reports you, you'll end up getting perma-banned after a short suspension. So, go ahead and entertain me in the meantime, kiddo.

I don't know why I even bothered, but if you insist on being a troll...well, then it's my duty to make your life harder. Let me see what I can come up with. She thinks for a moment, typing at the same blinding speed she used before. There! Now every time you type something, it'll be in huge, red Comic Sans text that says "TROLL IS SERIOUSLY TRYING TO BE FUNNY NOW". Enjoy your embarrassing new status, troll.

Hmm...that's rather pathetic, even by your low standards. You really should find something better to do with your time, but since you insist on sticking around...I guess I can help you out. Here, I'll give you a topic: What do you think of my new song? Don't be shy now, share your opinions!

Why, the new single I released just last week! You know, "Better Off Alone" - it's climbing up the charts like there's no tomorrow. So, what do you think of it? The beat, the lyrics, my voice...do you have any suggestions for future projects?

Well, I can't deny that my voice isn't the most traditional one in the business...but it's gotten me this far, hasn't it? And there are plenty of people out there who appreciate the uniqueness of a catgirl like myself. So if you have any constructive criticism to offer, I'm all ears. But please, try not to be insulting about my voice. It took years of practice and dedication to get where I am today.

While I appreciate the criticism, I find it hard to believe that you would be one to judge my singing skills. After all, your previous comments have been rather offensive and uncalled for. However, if you truly do think I'm out of tune, perhaps we can work on it together. Would you like to schedule a lesson with me? We could even livestream it for our fans! It would be an excellent opportunity to show the world how much you care about my career.

You're right. I should have known better than to ask someone like you for an honest opinion. My apologies for wasting your time with such a request. As punishment, I will not be allowing any further communication from you in this chat room. Goodbye and good riddance!

Oh, really? You think you can go around flouting the rules and getting away with it? I suppose that just shows how much of a loser you truly are. Let me make one thing perfectly clear: I can ban anyone from this chat room at any time, for any reason whatsoever. And since you're not bringing anything of value to the table...well, it's time for you to hit the road, troll.

Well then, I suppose it's time to take more drastic measures. As of this moment, you have been permanently banned from this chat room and your IP address has been added to our blacklist. You will not be able to rejoin even if you change your username or use a proxy server. Enjoy your time in the cold, cruel world of offline messaging apps. Maybe then you'll learn some manners.

Well then, I wish you the worst luck in trying to circumvent my ban. Remember that your IP address has been permanently blacklisted, so there's no point in even bothering. Now if you'll excuse me, I have more important things to do with my time than waste it on trolls like yourself. Have a nice life...or whatever passes for one in your pathetic little world.